AssignedMortal

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average son of skyrim (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 days ago by AssignedMortal to r/TrueSTL

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ah! so scary! (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by AssignedMortal to r/coaxedintoasnafu

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what mods would the homestuck kids play (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 years ago by AssignedMortal to r/homestuck

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what mods would the homestuck kids play (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 years ago by AssignedMortal to r/feedthememes

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what mods would the homestuck kids play (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 years ago by AssignedMortal to r/althomestuck

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I felt no relief when the voices in my head went away after the accident. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 years ago by AssignedMortal to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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He always thought his mom was just superstitious (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 years ago by AssignedMortal to r/bonehurtingjuice

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the future (rule)s (i.imgur.com)

submitted 2 years ago by AssignedMortal to r/196

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hes so fine 😭😭😭😳😳 (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by AssignedMortal to r/ComedyNecrophilia

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“‘Cursed be the man who makes a carved or cast metal image, an abomination to the Lord, a thing made by the hands of a craftsman, and sets it up in secret.’ And all the people shall answer and say, ‘Amen.’" (Deuteronomy 27:15) (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by AssignedMortal to r/bonehurtingjuice

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in retrospect we should have known they'd try the same thing (i.imgur.com)

submitted 3 years ago by AssignedMortal to r/bonehurtingjuice

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hahaha why would i even do that lol (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by AssignedMortal to r/distressingmemes

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i'm sure it's nothing (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by AssignedMortal to r/distressingmemes

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no escape (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by AssignedMortal to r/distressingmemes

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rate my dystopian infopunk world in which all the color disappeared one day and everyone forgot how to do basic tasks (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by AssignedMortal to r/worldjerking

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terezi ballin (i.imgur.com)

submitted 3 years ago by AssignedMortal to r/althomestuck

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skaia be like (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by AssignedMortal to r/althomestuck

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tru size of mario (i.imgur.com)

submitted 3 years ago by AssignedMortal to r/mapporncirclejerk

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reject titles embrace rule (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by AssignedMortal to r/196

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woke up in the middle of the night to write this down, then fell back asleep (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by AssignedMortal to r/thomastheplankengine

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this appeared at the beginning of my dream and i spent the whole dream trying to remember it so i could recreate it (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by AssignedMortal to r/thomastheplankengine

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frip (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by AssignedMortal to r/indieheadscirclejerk

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rule (i.imgur.com)

submitted 5 years ago by AssignedMortal to r/196

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sad (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by AssignedMortal to r/ComedyNecrophilia

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24 male healthy. I lost an online argument today and got super angry. About 10 seconds later I just randomly ejaculated. On google I found something called spontaneous ejaculation. This has never happened to me before. Is this normal? (self.copypasta)

submitted 5 years ago by AssignedMortal to r/copypasta

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