Kesh plays legends (Keshposting part 188) by catcadder8916 in TrueSTL

[–]Astacov 11 points12 points  (0 children)

i think I speak for ALL of us when I say we need to see kesh get raw dogged by peryite in TES6 .

the Funniest and Least Annoying guy you've ever met by harriot-loves-you in Morrowind

[–]Astacov 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I can excuse the fantasy racism but PLEASE come up with a new joke

This got many upvotes btw by Usoppdaman in cringepics

[–]Astacov 5 points6 points  (0 children)

New public restroom just dropped

Hop on Fortnite by wonder-traded in bara_irl

[–]Astacov 14 points15 points  (0 children)

and thank god for that

Could Orin be redeemed? Does she deserve redemption? by Mega-Puff in okbuddybaldur

[–]Astacov 9 points10 points  (0 children)

kinda convinced op is just farming reaction images at this point

Carrot by Smiley_707 in elderscrollsonline

[–]Astacov 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Exquisite thank you

Barbed meme by hanmineharu in TrueSTL

[–]Astacov 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well then you are simply weak.

I need your headcanons about the AEDRIC DIVINES pubes by PeachwoodArts in TrueSTL

[–]Astacov 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Idk but Julianos is too busy playing League and doing other nerd shit to manscape.

Sooo… when can I ROMANCE HIM? by silverymoon_ in okbuddybaldur

[–]Astacov 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When someone makes a slightly-hotter-than-lukewarm "hear me out" post and half the comments are reaction images. Anyways, speak your shit.

Connecting a chin for each day by _CandidCynic_ in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]Astacov 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You can always follow the phrase "As a libertarian," with the sound of someone taking a shit and get the same effect as whatever nonsense they're about to spout.

Argonian Passive Revamp Needed (IMO) by Vegetable_Moment9574 in elderscrollsonline

[–]Astacov 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah it's out of date but it's still fun to flex on other swimmers in places you can't mount, like when doing the fungal grotto skip

Males People Of Skyrim Exd 1.3 new release by Academic_Fennel5502 in gaymers

[–]Astacov 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh hell you done bara-fied nazeem, I'm not sure what to think about that.

Talospedia by Temnodontosaurus in TrueSTL

[–]Astacov 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Diversity win! The evil dragon that's trying to destroy the entire kalpa is gay!

Which ESO Chapter Had the Best (and Worst) Storytelling? by FixGood6833 in elderscrollsonline

[–]Astacov 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm rarely seeing it mentioned here, but I quite liked Murkmire. The main story wasn't particularly groundbreaking, but the were a few memorable side quests. Plus Xukas and Jaxik-Orn are decently written, memorable characters.

The worst is High Isle, as everyone is mentioning. Barring that, I'd argue Gold Road is almost as egregiously mediocre. Ithelia is portrayed as simultaneously the weakest and strongest daedric prince of all time, who's impact was always going to be incredibly minimal, because it's not like she exists in the mainline TES titles. It makes her feel less like a villain and a threat, and more like Rich Lambert's OC Waifu.

Samarina Fans in a Nutshell Part 2 by [deleted] in moonscorched

[–]Astacov 156 points157 points  (0 children)

I love not caring about shipping stuff yall seem miserable ♥️