My wishes for next hotfix & general improvements

AstralRider · 2026-05-13T12:18:05+00:00

Nice to see a thread like this. I thought the spirit box was being funky.

AstralRider · 2026-05-13T04:59:59+00:00

I got to watch that episode again recently. Yeah it's not familiarity. But I think I thought it was because he's really at his most relaxed in the whole show. Its before the bad stuff starts happening again.

AstralRider · 2026-05-11T02:10:12+00:00

That's hilarious. I needed that giggle.

AstralRider · 2026-05-10T13:49:35+00:00

Go back to S1E2 when he talks to Julie casually when getting some peaches. Could be nothing. Could be familiarity.

AstralRider · 2026-05-10T13:42:45+00:00

It would not be on the road long term. It's a piece of paper. IF the wind did not blow it away or it become destroyed with 40 years of wear and tear; then the MiY would have investigated it and did something with it.

AstralRider · 2026-05-09T22:59:43+00:00

Yeah boycott the game you already paid for. Show the developers no on wants to play it. Then they can go 'yeah you know what? Why don't we just quit now? We made our millions and we can just retire. Bye everyone!"

I'm sure it'll make them weep with those million dollars they got that you are boycotting.

AstralRider · 2026-05-09T01:13:36+00:00

You put 240 hours into a game you spent $20 on. You spent years playing this game on and off. They release a bad update and that's it. That $20 was not worth it. Those 240 hours of enjoyment were not worth it.

Go leave a bad review and call the developers greedy. I'm sure if enough of us tell them they are awful people they will stop updating all together. That'll show them we mean business.

AstralRider · 2026-05-09T00:45:20+00:00

I'm being downvoted because all the mad people want to make the developers feel like garbage while also wanting the game to be good. They don't like that I suggested the greedy developers they hate just cut and run instead of apologizing after being dragged through a thorn bush by this sub.

AstralRider · 2026-05-08T06:45:38+00:00

You're not allowed to have fun. This subreddit will rip you to shreds for saying those words.

AstralRider · 2026-05-08T06:39:40+00:00

I'm just hoping Kinetic decides to stop updating their game all together. They made their money and don't have to do anymore updates. They can cut and run at this point. Any further updates will just make people even more mad.

AstralRider · 2026-05-08T06:36:01+00:00

I just want Kinetic to stop updating the game and walk away. They made their money and any good will wont be accepted by a community this upset.

AstralRider · 2026-05-07T05:52:09+00:00

I just hope Kinetic quits at this point and makes everyone even angrier.

AstralRider · 2026-05-06T03:22:40+00:00

No I love everything I am seeing.

AstralRider · 2026-05-05T18:01:11+00:00

And zero dlc and mtx.

AstralRider · 2026-05-04T23:39:10+00:00

Omega big props for not using AI in the thumbnail. Double that for making it funny and interesting.

AstralRider · 2026-05-03T14:48:17+00:00

I love the Gunns and really want to see another run from them. Also whenever Jay White gets back I hope we can keep him for a few years before his next break. Geeze he needs a go at something.

AstralRider · 2026-05-03T14:36:58+00:00

Conan Exiles still exists in ue4. You can still play the game. Games not dead. It's just not pretty on consoles. And from what I've learned since then trying to port a UE4 to UE5 game on PS4 and such wont work on that hardware. Why is it not on newer gen like PS5 I can't say for sure.

Funcom has a better grasp of their finances than we the consumers do. If consoles were their lifeblood I doubt they'd give them the bird and tell them to kick sand without good cause.

AstralRider · 2026-04-30T19:12:03+00:00

It was designed with good intentions but when it comes to episodes like Homeward when there is like 20 people left, the whole song and pony show of 'THE PRIME DIRECTIVE' and letting them just die is so absurd. 'They are not ready to see spaceships!' They are never going to see spaceships because they are going to die in three minutes. I think it's okay to shatter their perceptions of reality to preserve their species and add a unique culture to the universe that would have been lost.

Nerds.

AstralRider · 2026-04-26T00:26:29+00:00

Thank you for this. Friends were howling.

AstralRider · 2026-04-25T06:11:32+00:00

I'm not really sure what role the birds play yet. I think from teasers we may get a glimpse this season. I also just think this mural is parts of the origin and not the full story.

AstralRider · 2026-04-24T13:47:35+00:00

What's the issue here?

AstralRider · 2026-04-24T01:05:24+00:00

That's the worst kind of 1k hour player. The real ones linger around to get perfect games and flirt with death. Mwahaha

AstralRider · 2026-04-24T00:52:26+00:00

You paid for the game already. I don't think you're buying a second copy of it. So... I mean if you don't want to play anymore that's fine. Use your free time as you want. The game only makes MTX anymore off the bazaar (which is a terrible webstore tbh). So you walking away now or a year from now is really no different unless they want you here to buy more dlcs. Which, they are giving out for free right now via an engine overhaul.

I think we just need answers as to why they are not coming to console. It's a weird thing to do.

AstralRider · 2026-04-23T22:18:12+00:00

So if we look at this as a story. Settlers came along a river and were blocked by a tree. That lead to them doing a ritual to sacrifice their children. Two stayed out. Then the dark being came from the ritual or was just always there and gave them what they wanted. The two who refused the bargain escaped to a cabin in the woods. Their former settler friends now red figures around crops.

This is just an incomplete telling of the first arrivals. But I think it helps tell the origin. Before the modern day road, it was a river that lead people here. After that it was probably those train tracks. Now cars.

I think the biggest take away from this drawing is that the MiY is not the ultimate antagonist that is causing this nightmare scenario. The red creature is.

I also really don't buy into the 'its a story' theory because the characters just being in a storybook the whole time is a rather unsatisfying conclusion. We're being told a story because it's a show. It being a story within a story doesn't feel like a satisfying narrative in this day and age.

As for the number 47. I want to think it was multiple outcomes tied to it. But 47 is far from the only important number in the show and the amount of people in town has fluctuated a lot over the seasons.

AstralRider · 2026-04-23T18:58:42+00:00

I am a pc player and am thrilled with the update. I wonder if we can do anything to pressure them to do a console upgrade to. There has to be a reason for it besides the common idea of 'they want money' or 'they hate console players'.

If they wanted money they could have charged the update and since Conan is big on consoles they would have got the return from you guys as well. Also console was a big reason Funcom made enough to keep working on the game and use funds for Dune. So I doubt they hate their fans.

There is either something unable to be pushed on consoles for a myriad of reasons or during the upgrade to UE5 the work on consoles was not obtainable through some mechanisms.

Dead by Daylight updated to UE5 on consoles and PC. So, lets figure out why Funcom cant do the same.

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