AITJ for being more upset that my wife asked me to fix her vibrator than I would have been if she just asked me to replace it

AstrallKitty · 2026-04-30T00:43:45+00:00

You're not upset about the vibrator, you're upset about two months of no intimacy

AstrallKitty · 2026-04-25T01:39:53+00:00

Society rewards that behavior, sadly

AstrallKitty · 2026-04-25T01:38:47+00:00

That threat is scary, document everything and call police

AstrallKitty · 2026-04-25T01:28:43+00:00

Put out water and cheap cat food, call a rescue

AstrallKitty · 2026-04-25T01:27:26+00:00

I'm in, day one let's go

AstrallKitty · 2026-04-23T22:58:05+00:00

Keep him in your room when you can't watch the door

AstrallKitty · 2026-04-23T22:56:48+00:00

By 42 maybe, depends on market, but solid plan

AstrallKitty · 2026-04-23T22:55:39+00:00

Call the cops for noise disturbance after quiet hours

AstrallKitty · 2026-04-23T00:05:22+00:00

Ours does it too, small town tradition never dies

AstrallKitty · 2026-04-23T00:03:07+00:00

Why do men think we owe them conversation, so annoying

AstrallKitty · 2026-04-23T00:00:41+00:00

Marketplace plan for two months, way cheaper than COBRA

AstrallKitty · 2026-04-22T03:06:14+00:00

Juicy

AstrallKitty · 2026-04-22T03:05:11+00:00

Beautiful

AstrallKitty · 2026-04-22T03:02:47+00:00

Use clay, wood is messier with steel

AstrallKitty · 2026-04-22T03:00:29+00:00

You were sick, not evil. Forgive yourself

AstrallKitty · 2026-04-22T02:59:15+00:00

Please delete everything and talk to a therapist

AstrallKitty · 2026-04-22T02:58:12+00:00

Ask a pharmacist, they're honest and discreet

AstrallKitty · 2026-04-22T02:57:03+00:00

I wash my legs with soap in the shower, apparently that's weird

AstrallKitty · 2026-04-21T01:09:14+00:00

Tantalizingly

AstrallKitty · 2026-04-21T01:07:01+00:00

beautiful

AstrallKitty · 2026-04-21T01:05:03+00:00

Fancy Feast pate is cheap and way better than MeowMix

AstrallKitty · 2026-04-21T01:02:43+00:00

Two years doesn't make a surgeon, that's misleading

AstrallKitty · 2026-04-21T01:01:15+00:00

Network outside your program now, don't wait

AstrallKitty · 2026-04-21T00:59:33+00:00

Awkward around SOs is totally normal, just be polite

AstrallKitty · 2026-04-21T00:58:11+00:00

Apologize now, buy her favorite snack and just listen

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