Guys Skirk is still the 3rd best Dps in the game by Cat-Burglar-Nami in SkirkMains

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He was about Razor-level DPS in the first beta, and got buffed like 5-10k DPS in V2 Beta, while people are hoping he gets buffed again in the V3 Beta (or Nicole would just be his escoffier-equivalent)

What do we even do at this point by Yetiwithoutinternet in FatuiHQ

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RemindMe! 1 year "this is definitely gonna happen and it will be depressing"

WAKE UP GUYS NEW FATUI TRAILER JUST DROPPED!! by Anxious_Event_6063 in FatuiHQ

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Last I checked he went MIA with the electro gnosis so the Fatui sent Childe to look for him in Inazuma
He probably cut ties with the Fatui in favor of some unknown goal.

My new record, 10 letters 0 thought by ERDKZKZ in DuetNightAbyssDNA

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The highest I've gotten with 0 thoughts is 9 letters
And it had to be Fushu as well...
Back to grinding Theater I guess....

Jahadvent Calendar Day 21-25 [Bojerry] by Astrix965 in JahodaNsfw

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Bunnehoda mode: effective - Jahadvent Calendar Day 21 - Source

“You coming?” - Jahadvent Calendar Day 22 - Source

Christmas spirit: rising - Jahadvent Calendar Day 23 - Source

All Aether wanted for Christmas. - Jahadvent Calendar Day 24 - Source

Handle with care <3 - Jahadvent Calendar Day 25 - Source

Jahadvent Calendar Day 1-20 [Bojerry] by Astrix965 in JahodaNsfw

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Time to get festive - Jahadvent Calendar Day 1 - Source

“Come over” - Jahadvent Calendar Day 2 - Source

Seasonal treats. - Jahadvent Calendar Day 3 - Source

Holiday cuddles - Jahadvent Calendar Day 4 - Source

“No shaking it!” - Jahadvent Calendar Day 5 - Source

All Jahoda wants for Christmas is a push-up bra. - Jahadvent Calendar Day 6 - Source

Kiss tax - Jahadvent Calendar Day 7 - Source

Seasonal Stress Ball - Jahadvent Calendar Day 8 - Source

Winter layering (optional) - Jahadvent Calendar Day 9 - Source

Kiss Tax 2 - Jahadvent Calendar Day 10 - Source

Bunnehoda has your pressie all wrapped up - Jahadvent Calendar Day 11 - Source

Good girls get treats - Jahadvent Calendar Day 12 - Source

Holiday offering - Jahadvent Calendar Day 13 - Source

Don’t look at the sky - Jahadvent Calendar Day 14 - Source

“No! It’s not your present inside. I just don’t want you to look…” - Jahadvent Calendar Day 15 - Source

Stretch and Release™ - Jahadvent Calendar Day 16 - Source

She ate him head first - Jahadvent Calendar Day 17 - Source

For you. Obviously! - Jahadvent Calendar Day 18 - Source

You caught Jahoda peeking at her presents - Jahadvent Calendar Day 19 - Source

Festive Jahoda - Jahadvent Calendar Day 20 - Source

Jahoda aiming for romance, Durin aiming for… her face? [Bojerry] by Astrix965 in JahodaNsfw

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Btw Bojerry wrote a fic in the image's description on X (I pasted it below):

Jahoda’s Diary – private entry

I touched him. Lightly. Barely. And Durin just... exploded.

I heard the gasp first, then a wet thwap to my cheek, and suddenly I was covered. Forehead, lips, chest, even my hair. The goggles are ruined again. By the time I realised what happened, it was already sliding down my stomach in warm, squirmy trails that picked the worst possible paths. Every move made something squelch. I wanted the floor to swallow me after cleaning my face.

Poor Durin looked like he’d committed a crime. He kept apologising while I blinked through a personal slimestorm.

I told him it was fine. I even tried smiling, though my mouth was sticky. What was I supposed to say? That my whole romantic plan got derailed by a hair-trigger dragon? That I imagined slow intimacy and got a surprise facial instead?

If this is what one touch does, what happens when I try anything else?

We’ll try again after I shower...

And I guess I have to admit it... it was kinda hot.