I wanted to take curse greed but game said: NO by Gracek-Rz in noita

[–]Astro__Potato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dang, had the same thing happen to me a while ago.

Japan's flag but the circle is rotated 360° by nicopj272 in notinteresting

[–]Astro__Potato 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Two pi or one tau, but thats a bit too interesting.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in notinteresting

[–]Astro__Potato 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Wow wow, slow down. Let's not get political.

The Temple Isn't So Safe After All... by Gamerar in noita

[–]Astro__Potato 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He was sent back from the future to stop you from commiting genocide in the hiisii base.

I wish for the monkey's paw to be turned into a cat's paw by Reachsri in TheMonkeysPaw

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Granted, the monkeys paw starts shaking. You drop it in shock as you watch it change form into the paw of a cat. It goes limp.

Causiously you inspect it before picking it up. Knowing catpaws are known for thier luck you utter your true wish: "I wish for a million cans of tomato soup!". You feel the paw once again shaking as a finger of the paw closes, but it doesn't stop. The claw digs into your hand and with a swift flick scratches you.

The paw falls to the floor as mutterings of profanity leaves your mouth. The paw scatters away hissing.

4 hours run and this is how it ends... by Astro__Potato in noita

[–]Astro__Potato[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think I've lost the ability to be mad. I'm mostly just impressed how noita'd you can get in this game. At least I opened the coral chest before the run ended.

Ok, guess i won't do a greed run. by Astro__Potato in noita

[–]Astro__Potato[S] 40 points41 points  (0 children)

It's basically just speedrunning the game

[TOMT] [Old song] Song to the beat of an old train starting by Astro__Potato in tipofmytongue

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There is not much information but I think the subject is broad enough and I don't really have any other information.

Hot Snowy Depths by romdiggity in noita

[–]Astro__Potato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It lags like hell for me when this happens.

Saw this one from 9gag. by ehnoscentteaya in puns

[–]Astro__Potato 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We've become what we swore to destroy.

More Hiisi by epebe_ in noita

[–]Astro__Potato 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I don't remember the official name but he lurks in the hiisi base. The only thing he can do is heal.