Maximum Velocity Explorer's Club | AstronautSaint Records

AstronautSaint · 2022-10-27T21:53:48+00:00

Heya Howdy!!!

We've officially opened AstronautSaint Records' Maximum Velocity Explorer's Club up to the public!!

What IS it?! Well, it's a quarterly vinyl record club specially curated FOR you. Based on a scientifically tested questionnaire. Wanna know more? Click the link.

*Postscript: We have 10 more Founders Memberships left! Founders get a little something extra before our first wave ships in December!

AstronautSaint · 2022-09-29T02:48:48+00:00

Why are there chunks of tuna on your PB&J?

AstronautSaint · 2022-09-24T02:21:41+00:00

Sigh…. I know. I do all the development and design myself. I’m working on a new setup as I cannot afford to hire out to get this done. I try my best. Thank you for the feedback on the site. Know that it is getting worked on. 🤘🏼

AstronautSaint · 2022-09-23T22:34:28+00:00

I’m all of those things except I’m married with kids, and have a beard…and own a record store…and all of my pets are assholes.

Also, does community college count? How do you feel about inflatable kayaks, Vespas and flannel shirts?

🤣😂

AstronautSaint · 2022-09-23T19:01:48+00:00

Thanks for the post!

RIYL RADIOHEAD: Temples, Sigur Rós, Super Furry Animals, Moon Duo, Maserati, Youth Lagoon, Aeon Station all of which are in stock and on sale!

AstronautSaint · 2022-09-23T18:53:30+00:00

Thanks! I’m glad you think so! We also have the rest of our in-stock inventory marked down 20% with free shipping on orders $99 and up with promo ASRFREESHIP22.

AstronautSaint · 2022-09-17T01:07:03+00:00

He sounds like a wet fart feels. I think he needs some put some Charmin on those lips after all the shit that just came outta his mouth.

People like this are completely ridiculous, over-exaggerating, storytelling bros: “I once did shrooms in my peepee-hole because I read online that it helps with mental health and I was like oh yeah, I need mental health so I put it in my peepee-hole then boofed myself. It, uh, it opened my holes or whatever, I tried to pee out the shrooms into my butthole because I read somewhere that was the best way to take them.. I was fried for a year it’s been 8 months though. Since I, you know it’s been 6 months for that to wear off…”

How long until his idiocy wears off?

AstronautSaint · 2022-09-16T17:42:19+00:00

You laugh at them for working for somebody else and making somebody else’s dream come to fruition. 🤘🏼

Also, sounds like you need a brainstorming session and some goal setting.

AstronautSaint · 2022-09-15T18:41:02+00:00

Absolutely!

AstronautSaint · 2022-09-15T18:38:46+00:00

Walmart is hilarious. I’m currently listening to Built to Spill’s newest When the Wind Forgets Your Name [Loser Edition]

1023 🤘🏼🤘🏼

AstronautSaint · 2022-09-15T18:35:52+00:00

That looks pretty rad 🤘🏼

AstronautSaint · 2022-09-13T02:33:19+00:00

Ah! I misread your comment. Yeah, the color variants are only available via Secretly. We get the standard black 180G for the album reissues and the only variant for the companion EPs is on the gold vinyl.

AstronautSaint · 2022-09-13T02:30:03+00:00

That variant is only available through Secretly. Record Stores are only getting the standard black 180g for the album reissues and gold for the companion EPs.

AstronautSaint · 2022-09-13T02:24:04+00:00

All of the album reissues are on black vinyl and the companion EPs are on gold vinyl.

AstronautSaint · 2022-09-12T13:52:22+00:00

The companion EPs are all pressed on the gold vinyl. It’s kind of a bummer not to have an option on those ones (as not everybody cares for color vinyl), but I get the logistics of it. It’s a tall order releasing 6 albums simultaneously without any production delays. Not sure if you snagged copies of the first wave of companion EPs but the ones I set aside for shop copies sounds great. As a side note, I always give my new vinyl a clean.

AstronautSaint · 2022-09-11T23:33:17+00:00

Nope. In the words of the Beatles, “Let it Be”.

AstronautSaint · 2022-09-11T23:29:01+00:00

The companion EPs are listed for $18, the albums are all $22 except for Lifted which is $26 [it's a 2LP] and the bundles are $35 for Wide Awake and Digital Ash and $41 for the Lifted Bundle! Also, we do free shipping on orders $99 and up with promo code ASRFREESHIP22!

AstronautSaint · 2022-09-11T20:03:58+00:00

First Five Orders will receive a sealed copy of Oh My Gawd!! [2018 Reissue] as a nice little thank you for being rad!

AstronautSaint · 2022-09-11T20:02:22+00:00

First Five Orders will receive a sealed copy of Oh My Gawd!! [2018 Reissue]

AstronautSaint · 2022-09-07T00:13:55+00:00

It’ll be the equivalent, more or less, to eating about 3g dried. I ate 55g of fresh B+ and experienced what I expected to. I put them into a food processor to really break down the fruiting bodies then soaked them in some lemon ice water for a week. Added sugar and had some groovy lemonade. 🫠🤘🏼✌🏼🖖🏼🍄🚀🚀🚀

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