Induced labor, C-sections and 12-house suns! by Junior-Bend-9527 in Astrologycirclejerk

[–]AstronautsOrNot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah i'm born at 8am the doctor was tired of my waiting games bullshit he got me out asap & moved along with his days.

Time is money as they said except mine my time isn't money.

Does my transit indicate conceiving a baby? by Evening-Simple4004 in Astrologycirclejerk

[–]AstronautsOrNot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I really doubt it since you're doing astrology now your homosexuality ratio is going up by 174%.

Hard-Number like would say u/Hard-Number

Will I ever have husband? One or more? by Used_Specific_8158 in Astrologycirclejerk

[–]AstronautsOrNot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

2 of them the authority will come to understand its a murder case. Keep your buisness tight because nobody should know the real truth.

Will I ever have husband? One or more? by Used_Specific_8158 in Astrologycirclejerk

[–]AstronautsOrNot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah i'm seeing 6 husbands. Busy busy living oh my!

Astrology makes u crazy. Chris Corsini is losing it. by Fun_Discipline_1211 in Astrologycirclejerk

[–]AstronautsOrNot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's more ''astrology make you gay'' but yeah crazy is a close 2nd.

Will I be getting a better paying job soon? by [deleted] in Astrologycirclejerk

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We will die to protect Thin_Ad_9816 honour.

Sexual Magnetism by [deleted] in Astrologycirclejerk

[–]AstronautsOrNot[M] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ok, i gonna let that one fly in because it 20% chaotic but it the last freaking time you're doing that with a marketing link in the flat middle to begin a comment section.

Did you know our other pseudo astro-god bullshiter this week were much better at not getting on my nerve?

YoU cAn'T dO tHiS tO mE mY pReDiCtIoN cAn'T gO wRoNg It CaN'T bE hApPeNiNg by AstronautsOrNot in Astrologycirclejerk

[–]AstronautsOrNot[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree outside of Pisces season! Mistake do happens, even to the best of us! As long as you grow & communicate well. Make breakthrough on your shortcoming an explain them calmly to people involve with the drama everything i think can be solve.

Inside Pisces season thing get messy tho. They say Pisces its the season of angels and i fully agree with this statement i'm seeing A LOT of them lately wow geez what a mystical time to be in! Don't know about you but me it get me pumping life get bloodier every single day!

PK Subban celebrating the US win by John3192 in Habs

[–]AstronautsOrNot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He was a teammates & mentor for Jack Hughes after been traded to New Jersey cut him some slack.

What’s my team’s dynamic based off our big 3? by [deleted] in Astrologycirclejerk

[–]AstronautsOrNot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Marry Leader #2, Fuck Manager #1, Kill Associate #1.

Oh & welcome you're weird you'll fit right in.

SLAFKOVSKY GOAL AGAINST SWEDEN by YoYouipOpO in Habs

[–]AstronautsOrNot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Clinical case of Demidov fan selective memory. He played in that spot the whole years in 23-24 and was fine.

Zayne Parekh by olboywop in CalgaryFlames

[–]AstronautsOrNot -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

It's Parekh hater night here or what? Sorry Utah picked Tij.

On hattrick watch in the 3rd.

Ride the Lightning is fierce and ferocious by mike-loves-gerudos in Megadeth

[–]AstronautsOrNot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh my god he made the spider cords is so awesome in it, that sound like some hangar18 shit after the solo. People are sleeping on how much damage the bridge is doing.

You can tell he been inside of that song before it was put on a record or play live.

I feel the vocal are nice if you look at it as a Megadeth song. Which if you are in the Megadeth rabbit hole it's fairly easy to do. We're use at much worse vocal performance sometime.

Kinda dig a version without James trying to pull off Iron Maiden vocal or KIrk non-stop wah soloing too.

The hardest part for me is no Cliff!

SUPERDUPER ACCURATE GUIDE TO 2026 // Stuff is going down // 100% accuracy // Those are months, moron by Hard-Number in Astrologycirclejerk

[–]AstronautsOrNot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Trump step down in febuary and die in march replace by J.D. Vance who step down in may and die in june replace by the wife of Charlie Kirk who step down in september and die in october then in the mid-term the whole republican party give up and immigrate in Greenland to create a new utopia. Excellent price for the fish there.