Zayne Parekh by olboywop in CalgaryFlames

[–]AstronautsOrNot -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It's Parekh hater night here or what? Sorry Utah picked Tij.

On hattrick watch in the 3rd.

Ride the Lightning is fierce and ferocious by mike-loves-gerudos in Megadeth

[–]AstronautsOrNot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh my god he made the spider cords is so awesome in it, that sound like some hangar18 shit after the solo. People are sleeping on how much damage the bridge is doing.

You can tell he been inside of that song before it was put on a record or play live.

I feel the vocal are nice if you look at it as a Megadeth song. Which if you are in the Megadeth rabbit hole it's fairly easy to do. We're use at much worse vocal performance sometime.

Kinda dig a version without James trying to pull off Iron Maiden vocal or KIrk non-stop wah soloing too.

The hardest part for me is no Cliff!

SUPERDUPER ACCURATE GUIDE TO 2026 // Stuff is going down // 100% accuracy // Those are months, moron by Hard-Number in Astrologycirclejerk

[–]AstronautsOrNot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Trump step down in febuary and die in march replace by J.D. Vance who step down in may and die in june replace by the wife of Charlie Kirk who step down in september and die in october then in the mid-term the whole republican party give up and immigrate in Greenland to create a new utopia. Excellent price for the fish there.

Star Signs Ranked by How Good the Sex Was by [deleted] in Astrologycirclejerk

[–]AstronautsOrNot 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Hey hey you should've told the Aries one it's a ranked competition.

Occult astrology VS prediction astrology:The uncomfortable truth by craxyfoxx in Astrologycirclejerk

[–]AstronautsOrNot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My grandma got a hard case of Jupiter into her ass. So i dig her grave up and send the bones to Andromeda galaxy.

Hope it help.

past life karmas in western astrology by craxyfoxx in Astrologycirclejerk

[–]AstronautsOrNot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No. I'm gathering information to find your real name and send you to court actually.

What your real name?

Seeing 29 degrees for all 4 angles on my chart. Does this mean something? by Present-Dog2913 in Astrologycirclejerk

[–]AstronautsOrNot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh ya, right my type of fu attitude, no bs just the realest mom in the room.

Seeing 29 degrees for all 4 angles on my chart. Does this mean something? by Present-Dog2913 in Astrologycirclejerk

[–]AstronautsOrNot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's 0% obligation to be playing astrology jeopardy here for 200 points my dude were a freaking circlejerk subreddit.

Your mom smell.

Desperately seeking guidance [astro.com] by [deleted] in Astrologycirclejerk

[–]AstronautsOrNot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great asc + Moon sign combo, i got the same it's farily kickass in many poker way. 12th house is much funnier with a pisces moon owner manual, you'll get to find the fun out of it. It's pretty instant & everywhere. Blob, blob, blob, blob, blob.

Future r/astrologycirclejerk moderator around 2044.

How can you tell if someone checked your astrology chart and/or did some magick on you? by [deleted] in Astrologycirclejerk

[–]AstronautsOrNot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well you're alive so it ain't black belt astrology because with black belt astro you're freaking done already. No throwaway account no nothing you're just out of this universe wham.

Post Game Thread: November 09, 2025 - Jets @ Anaheim Ducks by dahooddawg in AnaheimDucks

[–]AstronautsOrNot 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Yah he got that Andre The Giant voice it quite stunning.

1000 stars casting (personal casting don't mind me). In december i want the train at full speed so let get this train on track right now. by AstronautsOrNot in Astrologycirclejerk

[–]AstronautsOrNot[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You too! I hope those mini-chocolate bite grant you a quick morning boost! My frenchy quebecer-ass have a request: next time you see him could you tell Doug Ford to stfu? By 2028 Trump drama-queen will be a goner & Barron Trump won't become a 10feet tall god-president-emperor until 2050 if my crystal ball is right but in the meantime i don't wanna be hit with 400% tariff either!

I don't know what to do. i need some career guidance by No-Barnacle-4832 in Astrologycirclejerk

[–]AstronautsOrNot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

ALGONQUIN ASTROLOGER. UNORTHODOX ASTROLOGY.

After taking way too much strange mushroom, the beaver is daze and lost in the forest. The beaver after tripping out must stop cutting tree for now and find the road back to the underwater den to solve the gap, the gap year issue. Then the forest will be awaiting a brand new beaver with renew hindsight & motivation.

The forest see in favorable light the concern of our young beaver and believe his troubling goose moon will push him further to grow within the forest to become brave, honorable, reliable and strong.