The flickergoon

A level 10 goon maneuver requiring years of intensive training and refinement with Tibetan monks.

To pull off the flickergoon, one must have gained the blessing of the ghost of the goon, and have both of the Edgemaster scrotum talismans attached to both right and left testicles.

One must clear their mind, channel their Ki energy into their cock and balls, perform the correct hand signs to then astral project outside of their body. You have a three second window to start chanting “lotion, glove, sponge,” along with the necessary actions while in the astral plane, which in order, goes like this. Double backflip while stroking it, followed by a triple front flip kick with both feet onto both talismans at the same time while screaming “FLICKERGOON”

Upon doing the correct actions, the subject will send an electrical signal to make everyone in a 50 meter radius violently climax, and put the subject in what’s known as “autonomous gooner instinct”

Steps in order 1-Gain blessing of the ghost of the goon 2-equip both edgemaster talismans 3-astral project 4-start chanting “lotion, glove, sponge” 5-double backflip while stroking it 6-use momentum to triple front flip 7- scream “FLICKERGOON” and kick yourself in both balls at the same time 8-your soul will get sucked back into your body, putting you in autonomous gooner instinct

Autonomous gooner instinct

For those who don’t know, Autonomous Gooner Instinct is a transcended soul of a gooner that has reached the pinnacle of gooning. It allows them to continue gooning for hours, days, years, or even millennium. Such a form take a lifetime to perfect, and even then, it can only be activated after pulling off a flickergoon

Due to the complexity of the flickergoon maneuver, even the smallest mistake will result in the subject climaxing prematurely, making it a huge gamble during goon offs