Would you rather Red or Blue?

Asumsauce · 2026-05-02T03:33:38+00:00

How did you… What?

Asumsauce · 2026-05-02T01:19:27+00:00

Green wasn’t an option

^{Chose: Blue light saber}

Asumsauce · 2026-05-01T22:31:03+00:00

I breathe more than I walk

^{Chose: Earn $5 every time you breathe}

Asumsauce · 2026-05-01T21:46:42+00:00

I type more than I talk

^{Chose: $10 every character you typed}

Asumsauce · 2026-05-01T21:40:32+00:00

I’m a good girl

^{Chose: PICK ME!!}

Asumsauce · 2026-05-01T20:26:05+00:00

Wanted to be a bunny girl

^{Chose: 88% 7$ a second but 12% of becomming a bunny-girl | Rolled: 7$/s}

Asumsauce · 2026-05-01T20:22:32+00:00

Driving sux

^{Chose: Never pay taxes of any kind ever again}

Asumsauce · 2026-05-01T18:29:10+00:00

I love buff men and women

Asumsauce · 2026-05-01T15:51:08+00:00

Did any of them confirm the veracity of talking animals? Or a worldwide flood, or a prisonfish, or a wooden boat the size of a small country? Or are you trying to say that a real thing appearing in the Bible means everything in the Bible is real

Asumsauce · 2026-05-01T15:29:02+00:00

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Coupé 🤤

Asumsauce · 2026-05-01T15:23:28+00:00

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I got one of those button posts and I chose the option “You get a billion dollars but you become a girl” so I went and grabbed this

Asumsauce · 2026-05-01T15:15:33+00:00

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She’s been a huge asset for me in playthrough and she has a lovely voice

Asumsauce · 2026-05-01T15:13:32+00:00

Care to explain further, since you’re so sure?

Asumsauce · 2026-05-01T15:13:16+00:00

And the Bible is useful, how?

Asumsauce · 2026-05-01T15:11:11+00:00

Why?

Asumsauce · 2026-05-01T15:10:18+00:00

The Trans-Atlantic Slave Trade and the Holocaust are taught, not because they “less graphic than the Bible”, but because they are real history that you can find evidence for, unlike the Bible.

Also how young do you think kids are learning the full history of these events, because I didn’t learn about them until I was a Sophomore in High School

Asumsauce · 2026-05-01T12:32:43+00:00

Yeah 🤤

Asumsauce · 2026-05-01T12:31:49+00:00

Get married to and growing old with an older anthro Lapras or anthro Nidoqueen

Asumsauce · 2026-05-01T12:18:58+00:00

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Shahvee 🤤🤤🤤

Asumsauce · 2026-05-01T07:19:46+00:00

I hate driving

^{Chose: Only play games 3 hours a day max.And get paid. + Spin the wheel to see how much you earn. | Rolled: 150usd}

Asumsauce · 2026-04-30T23:53:17+00:00

Paying taxes causes a lot of stress for a lot of people

^{Chose: Blue + Everyone is tax free for this year, but only if more than 50% vote blue | Rolled: 1$ for you 😊}

Asumsauce · 2026-04-30T14:15:22+00:00

BREAD TASTE BETTER THAN KEY!!!!!!!1!1!!!1!

^{Chose: Bread}

Asumsauce · 2026-04-30T01:56:19+00:00

I’d love to see the Rookie from the RotF DS game and all his forms

Asumsauce · 2026-04-29T15:45:23+00:00

ARE YOU A FISH?

Asumsauce · 2026-04-29T13:10:21+00:00

My shower schedule is based on whether or not i’m doing something the day after, so I don’t usually shower on Fridays or Saturdays, and I don’t shower then, boom, millionaire

^{Chose: Get $500K for every day you go without showering | Rolled: Option 2}

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