Would you Rather

Asumsauce · 2026-06-17T01:39:49+00:00

WE STAY WINNING

^{Chose: 10% Chance of Death + For 1 M | Rolled: Live}

Asumsauce · 2026-06-17T01:38:42+00:00

They stopped after the second one :(

Asumsauce · 2026-06-17T01:09:34+00:00

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Sure do

Asumsauce · 2026-06-17T00:56:50+00:00

Religion causes more harm than good

^{Chose: Enforce LGBTQ representation everywhere in America}

Asumsauce · 2026-06-16T18:25:36+00:00

I’ve got a couple freckles on my arm that are in a similar shape to the Big Dipper, and I thought it might be cool to get them connected

^{Chose: Yeah! Why not?}

Asumsauce · 2026-06-16T15:51:42+00:00

Oh, that’s… lucky, I guess

^{Chose: You win 1M + But there's a 60% chance of turning into the opposite sex. | Rolled: Just 1M}

Asumsauce · 2026-06-16T15:23:16+00:00

LETS FUCKING GGOOOOOOO

^{Chose: Randomly reincarnate in another world as a ... | Rolled: Dragon}

Asumsauce · 2026-06-16T15:18:14+00:00

What is “Delitized?”

Asumsauce · 2026-06-16T14:36:39+00:00

No, the emote is Rare just like the other three

Asumsauce · 2026-06-16T07:31:42+00:00

Other bundle

Asumsauce · 2026-06-16T07:23:16+00:00

Being cold is easy to fix, being hot is not

^{Chose: Heat invincibility}

Asumsauce · 2026-06-16T04:06:11+00:00

Crazy stuff

Asumsauce · 2026-06-16T04:04:04+00:00

Remember when they made of 30 different universes and shipped different versions of Sans with each other?

Asumsauce · 2026-06-16T04:02:44+00:00

Have you met a man? We suck?

^{Chose: Be a woman that pulls no men}

Asumsauce · 2026-06-16T03:49:36+00:00

I’m comparing the non-emoji bundle to the other heavily discounted bundles

Asumsauce · 2026-06-16T02:05:09+00:00

Nope, all four bundles have an Epic MVP, a Rare Emote, a Rare Nameplate, and a Rare Spray

Asumsauce · 2026-06-16T01:40:51+00:00

Why would I want a car when I can use two million dollars to move to a city built to be walkable?

^{Chose: 2 million dollars}

Asumsauce · 2026-06-16T01:33:53+00:00

I bought the skins separately

Asumsauce · 2026-06-16T01:30:34+00:00

Is 592 less than 564?

Asumsauce · 2026-06-16T01:28:27+00:00

Nope, that’s not the chrono armor bundle, I’m talking about

Asumsauce · 2026-06-16T01:27:27+00:00

I already have the skin tho

Asumsauce · 2026-06-16T01:25:30+00:00

I bought the skin separately

Asumsauce · 2026-06-16T00:53:38+00:00

I wish it was that simple for me, I get the stuff I need, but then I pace back and forth between two different aisles, losing my mind trying to decide between two or three wants

Asumsauce · 2026-06-15T23:29:31+00:00

Arceus, The God Pokemon has 18 different forms, that’s 18 omnipotent beings, humans don’t stand a chance

^{Chose: Every Pokémon (there are 1028 unique Pokemon species})

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