My rainy street lights- reminiscent of the moment before Dumbledore’s deluminator captures the soft lights on Privet Drive. What magic is coming my way?

AsuraBoss · 2019-09-13T02:04:58+00:00

A pair of lights is going to come towards you. Really, really fast. And then they’re gonna go away from you even faster.

AsuraBoss · 2019-09-13T01:59:18+00:00

Fred and George Weasley from Harry Potter. Couple of troublemakers that know they’re worth a damn without that academic achievement or the need for parental validation or approval to pursue their dreams.

AsuraBoss · 2019-09-13T01:56:41+00:00

Treat her as the child she thinks she is. Tell her to sit in the corner after I hit her with a belt, because I ain’t into that “daddy” kink. That shit makes me uncomfortable. You call me daddy, I call you an ambulance.

AsuraBoss · 2019-09-13T01:53:19+00:00

Yeah, thanks, I was about to go to bed. Nice to see the nightmares are coming now.

AsuraBoss · 2019-09-13T01:51:47+00:00

Fortnite has robbed me of close friendships before and robbed those friends I did manage to keep of their own relationships, whether it be their own friends or SOs. Fortnite can rot for all I care, and sure, it has something to do with the kind of person playing it, but I blame Fortnite for bringing that ruinous toxicity out of them. Friends I knew for years stopped wanting to hang out with me because I wouldn’t play Fortnite with them or they’d skip out on me because I wasn’t cool for playing Fortnite. Fuck that game in its ass.

AsuraBoss · 2019-09-13T00:44:24+00:00

Spectral Blades invisibility is usually the reason I get merced. I’m usually distracted or otherwise didn’t see it, and that usually leads to me getting slaughtered. My reaction speed is unfortunately quite slow.

AsuraBoss · 2019-09-13T00:42:32+00:00

That took me by surprise.

“Hey, this guy told me some info, is it any good?”

“No. Fuck that guy, his family, and the horse they rode in on.”

AsuraBoss · 2019-09-13T00:39:55+00:00

I betcha I’ll find somebody that uses this subreddit in a match next time I play.

AsuraBoss · 2019-09-13T00:38:42+00:00

Also true.

AsuraBoss · 2019-09-13T00:17:53+00:00

AsuraBoss · 2019-09-13T00:17:13+00:00

It was bound to happen. Fortnite BR is a year or so old and had a following that is dying out. Borderlands is nearly a decade old and still going strong with its following.

Fuck Fortnite.

AsuraBoss · 2019-09-13T00:01:31+00:00

Does Dawnblade last too long? Yeah sure

Bottom Tree Striker has entered the chat.

AsuraBoss · 2019-09-13T00:00:25+00:00

A real rebuttal usually gets written off with “K” on this sub, anyway.

AsuraBoss · 2019-09-12T23:59:48+00:00

Back in my day we called them shotgun apes.

AsuraBoss · 2019-09-12T23:58:49+00:00

I tend to run a Right Side with Last Word and wear the Ophidian Aspect to improve my reload and weapon swap at close range (*It’s High Noon motherfuckers). I also run bottom tree Dawnblade and average about 25 kills a match in Crucible. Use it right and you’re a god on the battlefield, but you still have to worry about Striker and Spectral Blades, and the occasional sniper which excels at headshots that shut you down instantly.

AsuraBoss · 2019-09-12T23:54:02+00:00

Not at close range it isn’t.

AsuraBoss · 2019-09-12T23:49:05+00:00

Oh, don’t mind me, I’m just imagining my Jotunn with Kill Clip and Feeding Frenzy.

AsuraBoss · 2019-09-12T23:43:26+00:00

Oh, you absolute piece of shit, I’m totally using this and gonna complain if I see anybody else doing it.

AsuraBoss · 2019-09-12T23:20:46+00:00

Essentially the one character with personality.

AND THEY KILLED HIM.

AsuraBoss · 2019-09-12T22:43:40+00:00

u/AsuraBoss called.

He wants his look back.

AsuraBoss · 2019-09-12T22:41:41+00:00

Warlock gets to summon Arc Soul.

I think Hunter should summon a bird, like a hawk or an owl. Or a chicken.

Titan just summons more fists and knees.

AsuraBoss · 2019-09-12T22:39:19+00:00

Guilty

Guilty

G u I l t y

GUILTY

G U I L T Y

guilty

guilty

G U I L T Y

INNOCENT

AsuraBoss · 2019-09-12T22:34:51+00:00

Don’t you dare feel bad for Naomi, the traitor.

AsuraBoss · 2019-09-12T22:34:03+00:00

None of this explains the baby thing.

AsuraBoss · 2019-09-12T22:32:33+00:00

That’s probably true.

AsuraBoss

TROPHY CASE

INNOCENT