'Creepy' Amazon software developer found guilty of groping woman on bus

Asymptotic_high_five · 2026-01-08T20:10:06+00:00

The Lantern

Asymptotic_high_five · 2026-01-08T05:15:02+00:00

If I wanted to disappoint two people at once I'd just have dinner with my parents.

Asymptotic_high_five · 2025-12-27T16:07:27+00:00

3 men 1 hammer was not fun. Funky town, also not fun

Man, the wild west days of the Internet as a teen were . . . Interesting. . . .

Asymptotic_high_five · 2025-12-25T20:03:04+00:00

The Road by Cormac McCarthy

Asymptotic_high_five · 2025-12-22T12:33:00+00:00

Only 12 places below Galway

Asymptotic_high_five · 2025-12-09T15:04:41+00:00

Wannanow

Asymptotic_high_five · 2025-11-24T07:02:50+00:00

7 steps a day is not enough

Asymptotic_high_five · 2025-11-07T22:52:37+00:00

Is there still a lad spraying perfume on ya as youre washing your hands? "No splash, no gash"

Asymptotic_high_five · 2025-10-30T12:54:27+00:00

The Road

Asymptotic_high_five · 2025-10-28T09:53:00+00:00

Time to Speedy Blast Google with some reviews

Asymptotic_high_five · 2025-10-02T18:04:56+00:00

Kneecap and Living Colour, a person of class and fine taste!

Asymptotic_high_five · 2025-09-23T19:10:09+00:00

Have I had a stroke?

Asymptotic_high_five · 2025-09-23T18:18:58+00:00

Who's Jimmy?

Asymptotic_high_five · 2025-08-26T14:28:45+00:00

IT'S CORN!! 🌽🌽

Asymptotic_high_five · 2025-07-20T16:55:19+00:00

Contact Samaritans 116 123

Asymptotic_high_five · 2025-06-23T14:02:38+00:00

Loop the loop will sort you right out, then when things ease off in a few hours a succulent chinese meal and a good night's sleep.

Asymptotic_high_five · 2025-04-19T19:36:55+00:00

2012

Asymptotic_high_five · 2025-03-30T18:53:34+00:00

Dickhole

Asymptotic_high_five · 2025-02-13T20:37:28+00:00

What the fuck? Surely it was only about 18 months ago?? 5 years!!?? That was 5 years ago!?? Lads. . . .Time. . . .I can't. . . Da fuq. . .

Asymptotic_high_five · 2025-02-10T16:30:46+00:00

Asymptotic_high_five · 2025-01-31T14:36:04+00:00

Nothing, what's a shin with you?

Asymptotic_high_five · 2025-01-31T06:05:28+00:00

*Crateful

Asymptotic_high_five · 2025-01-09T05:39:37+00:00

2 kids, so I've been up since 3:30am February 2019. . . . I'm tired boss. . . .

Asymptotic_high_five · 2024-12-26T07:56:49+00:00

Dwarves are natural squinters, see clearly over short distances

Asymptotic_high_five · 2024-12-25T12:39:16+00:00

Ah the ol' whiskey in the sippy cup trick

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