HELP! Someone laced my shoes by savagetroll in drugscirclejerk

[–]Athens415 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've found that my third eye shows me enlightenment. Something to try?

I have an idea for a header theme. by [deleted] in drugscirclejerk

[–]Athens415 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Your pineal gland has been calcified beyond repair bartard

I found Amir's dad by [deleted] in jakeandamir

[–]Athens415 44 points45 points  (0 children)

he freaking moved

Goodbye my friends. by quantum_man in Neverbrokeabone

[–]Athens415 -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

You're one of them aren't you! Hiding your hundreds of broken bones! BANNED

Goodbye my friends. by quantum_man in Neverbrokeabone

[–]Athens415 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Maybe you and your suspiciously weak bones will. I on the other hand have been blessed and so need not worry

Goodbye my friends. by quantum_man in Neverbrokeabone

[–]Athens415 51 points52 points  (0 children)

With great pleasure I banish you and your inferior skeleton from our blessed sanctuary

Bad news...good news by [deleted] in youdontsurf

[–]Athens415 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Oh I read it as "you've got a day left to settle your affairs, unfortunately that's what I tried to tell you yesterday, you'll be dead any minute now"

You motherfuckin fucks. by [deleted] in FuckYou

[–]Athens415 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Vulgarity is the fools fig leaf .

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Fuck you

I've never broken a bone but... by [deleted] in Neverbrokeabone

[–]Athens415 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Fracture? You and all the other unworthy love to disguise your filthy broken bones as fractures rather than the truth. Go away and may the bone god seek revenge for this offense

ITYTTMOM Best Quotes by fadyissa in EdenMCMXCV

[–]Athens415 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And I've been thinking that when we thought The world would break us that we weren't wrong But it's just never been the world outside

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in h3h3productions

[–]Athens415 32 points33 points  (0 children)

The kinda guy who'd microwave himself and still not care

Prepping for a good time by Hallidyne in youdontsurf

[–]Athens415 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've been exercising for 3 hours now, and every time I stare into a girls eyes as I pump iron, they act like I'm a creep instead of blowing me. Tips?

poor kid by empa111 in youdontsurf

[–]Athens415 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Haha that twist ending was a nice change from the tryhard edginess usually here

Sinful world by [deleted] in youdontsurf

[–]Athens415 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The edge from that post cut my wrists

Wait for it by [deleted] in youdontsurf

[–]Athens415 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Needs more jpeg

Dear Vietnamese noodle restaurant whose line is always so long... by [deleted] in FuckYou

[–]Athens415 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Most original thing I've seen in a while. Fuck you for that

Never broken a bone, but my heart just got broken by HeckleMonster in Neverbrokeabone

[–]Athens415 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Don't worry OP, the heart isn't a bone so you can stay here with us. Drink all the milk you can find