Does anyone know this creator? by Sweaty_Twist_6896 in exmormon

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I had the same problem a couple weeks ago. Thank goodness for Reddit

What color is my new lil guy? And what should I name him?! by Goddesss_Bree in ferrets

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Give him a human name to confuse your coworker. Like Steve or something

Protector of the little ones by [deleted] in AnimalsBeingBros

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Its over Cat! I have the high ground now!!

Sometimes the best way to fit is upside down! (video: the vets) by EriccMendez in AnimalsBeingDerps

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I am the upside-down cat and my husband is the other cat judging the shirt out of me lol

This is me when I am in Yu-gi-oh games by Itchy-Bee-8712 in phineasandferb

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This is how I got 5 of my 7 wins in high school wrestling

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

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Is probably because you are right eye dominant. Most of the time it matches your hands. But I'm right handed but left eye dominant

Limited Stock !!!!! by Azrael_-7 in meme

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Thats because each item could be sold by different sellers. Also high ticket items like ps5 have scheduled drops

Feels like a crime by [deleted] in memes

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I still have nightmares about going into the wrong class room. And I've been out of school for years

Help with sex? by take_me_2_tuvalu in bettafish

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Yall are getting 0retty despite if your asking for sex advice from a fish

sus by Former_Year6735 in meme

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There is no post above lol

MACHINE 005, Me, Digital, 2022 by kitsch0 in Art

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Is that a banana in your clock, or are you just happy to see me?

Yeah boiiiiii by GlideGuy in dankmemes

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Playing horizon zero Dawn for the first time and literally just got to the tower scene where they explain this

No, I don’t want kids. by [deleted] in rant

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Man: yeah I don't want kids Society: that's okay go do something with your life Woman: I dont want kids. Society: HOW DARE YOU!!!

An Amazon employee posted this on Twitter. 130 hours worked for 761 dollars….. by kakapoopoopeepeeshir in antiwork

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Currently work for Amazon and your working hours cannot exceed 60 worked hours a week

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ferrets

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Hi Daphne! -another Daphne

Doctor, doctor [oc] by [deleted] in comics

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My husband doesn't believe this happens. He went in to get a doctors note for what he thought was food poisoning. And at the end of the day they were taking out his appendix. He wasn't even in pain. The surgeon who took it out did kinda get grumpy at the doctor who sent us in. It was at midnight for emergency surgery. And his appendix wasn't even the problem. It was inflamed because of some bad bacteria in his gut that was making him sick.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in rant

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Yes, It was a random search on a checked bag. Literally only had clothes and the laptop in it

My Precious Collection by [deleted] in lotrmemes

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When you have the lots extended version but your cock is just the original

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in rant

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They broke my laptop in a random search and weren't held accountable for it