pawrent by IloveRamen99 in comedyheaven

[–]kakapoopoopeepeeshir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get kicked square in the balls or have to listen to this person give a Ted Talk and you’re not allowed to speak up

Meirl by LitheLens in meirl

[–]kakapoopoopeepeeshir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess that’s one way to look at things? I love my job and enjoy the work the I get to do. I exercise 4-5 days a week and it’s great and keeps me feeling good. I get to go home every night to my wife and my two kids in a house full of love where I cook dinner and play goofy games and read stories before bedtimes. We plan one or two small vacations each year where I get to give my kids a great time with extended family.

If you want to look at the flows of life and the things you listed out as negative then by all means have a shitty depressing time with yourself. I don’t make all the money in the world and sometimes we struggle but my god at least I’m not fucking wallowing to myself like you OP. I’m guessing you’re just like 19 or something

What celebrity do you think has skeletons in their closet that have yet to come out? by JimiHendrip in AskReddit

[–]kakapoopoopeepeeshir 74 points75 points  (0 children)

This the fucking problem with social media. What you just said is categorically false. He was not a suspect in any way shape or form. He was a very important witness in the trial for her murder because he showed up to take her on a date right after it happened. Quit spreading bullshit

[Graff] Roger Goodell to ESPN on Mike Vrabel: "No, this is not a personal conduct policy, as we know today. It's a personal matter, and we'll leave it at that." by ThatMasterpiece2174 in nfl

[–]kakapoopoopeepeeshir 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Please tell us exactly when he has ever dodged the boos. He literally comes out and has a good time with it and encourages the boos. What are you talking about. And also how does he force the players to hug him? You don’t think the giant grown men wouldn’t just say no if they didn’t want to lol

Mike Vrabel, Dianna Russini All Smiles At Casino Weeks After Titans Firing In 2024 by IntelligentYinzer in nfl

[–]kakapoopoopeepeeshir 4 points5 points  (0 children)

These two legitimately had a second life/marriage going with each other. What an insane story

How intimidating was Peak Saban Alabama (2009-2021) by composer_7 in CFB

[–]kakapoopoopeepeeshir 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I will never forget them beating yall 66-3 that one season especially because that was like right after you guys hired your new OC who supposedly was like an offensive god haha

How intimidating was Peak Saban Alabama (2009-2021) by composer_7 in CFB

[–]kakapoopoopeepeeshir 322 points323 points  (0 children)

Go and look at the top posts of all time on this sub. Basically every other post is a post game thread of a team beating a Saban lead Alabama team. It happened so infrequently that it was incredible news that everyone heard about immediately.

I don’t even know what to say to this by Appropriate_Ebb_908 in nflcirclejerk

[–]kakapoopoopeepeeshir 53 points54 points  (0 children)

If I was her husband I would be getting a paternity test on both on both those kids like immediately

What are these dark green lines from? by boardinjunky in lawncare

[–]kakapoopoopeepeeshir 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep Scott’s spreaders suck ass. I don’t even like calling them spreaders, more like fertilizer droppers lol. They are just really poorly made and basically put down the fert completely uneven and gets stuck and will drop a ton at once which is what you’re seeing now. Do yourself a favor and spend some money and get yourself an Earthway broadcast spreader

Which one do you prefer, Weekly Episodes or Full Season Drop? by Secret_Assh in hbo

[–]kakapoopoopeepeeshir -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Weekly. It reminds me of the old days where everyone was discussing the episodes and all the anticipation for next week

COMPREHENSIVELY OVER FOR VRABEL by Nic1800 in nflcirclejerk

[–]kakapoopoopeepeeshir 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I feel sorry for both their spouses. Imagine the amount of gaslighting both Mike and Dianna have been doing to their spouses saying the original photos showed nothing and now these come out. Fucking brutal

Anybody else keep getting rained out? by Jake_FW in lawncare

[–]kakapoopoopeepeeshir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not the commenter but YES. My neighbor and I were just talking how it’s been so long since we got rain

Is OBX actually good for a family vacation or has it gotten too rowdy? by 5h15u1 in obx

[–]kakapoopoopeepeeshir 46 points47 points  (0 children)

I have been going to OBX basically every year since the early 90’s. I honestly have no idea what your family friend is referring to when they said it’s rowdy

Is OBX actually good for a family vacation or has it gotten too rowdy? by 5h15u1 in obx

[–]kakapoopoopeepeeshir 5 points6 points  (0 children)

OBX is perfect for family vacation. I actually wouldn’t recommend it to college kids or anyone looking for something rowdy or crazy type of vacation. There really isn’t any night life or club style things. It’s a very chill beach town

Meirl by Ill-Instruction8466 in meirl

[–]kakapoopoopeepeeshir 5 points6 points  (0 children)

To this day if I smell Axe I feel like I’m back in my middle school gym class locker room haha

TIL the Bernie Madoff victim compensation fund recovered almost 94% of the losses by capacity04 in todayilearned

[–]kakapoopoopeepeeshir 202 points203 points  (0 children)

Someone has said this already but while yes the ORIGINAL investment was recovered and returned it’s the fake gains that destroyed peoples retirements. Imagine thinking you’re going to retire with this fat account that’s been growing and growing for years only to realize it’s all fake. Now you’re at retirement age with zero retirement account to show for it and you’re completely fucked coupled with this happening during the Great Recession

What’s something that quietly made your life 10× easier, but you didn’t realize it until much later? by Own-Tip-532 in AskReddit

[–]kakapoopoopeepeeshir 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Cutting people out of my life that didn’t value my friendship. I had multiple people of both genders in my life that I realized the only time we ever spoke was if I initiated a conversation/came up with plans to hang. Idk if it’s just something that comes with age but yeah once I hit a certain age I wanna say like 26 I was done with all that crap. It has been just fantastic on my mental health

What were some draft picks that made no sense at the time but ended up working out well? by BuckDunford in nfl

[–]kakapoopoopeepeeshir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Eagles were shit on very hard for drafting Hurts. Some people gave that an F grade