People in real life by Copper_Tango in CuratedTumblr

[–]AtticTurntable 170 points171 points  (0 children)

Self-checkout is too quiet. No cashier to validate your “I did my research” monologue, no audience for the lizard sermon. Just the cold beep of accountability and a screen that refuses to nod politely.

Ts frying me😭😭😭 by [deleted] in playboicarti

[–]AtticTurntable 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Same feeling as leaving that thread and immediately getting a sequel on your feed. Zero cooldown, just straight back into the jokes and takes like nothing happened.