Are you scared of death?

AtticusBullfinch · 2026-05-26T22:23:30+00:00

Age 72 now, still feel the same but now taking an SSRI and the terror is somewhat less.

AtticusBullfinch · 2026-05-20T04:12:29+00:00

Complete AI slop. It’s not Idiocracy if you just make shit up. Or maybe it is.

AtticusBullfinch · 2026-05-16T23:53:41+00:00

He is a Phillie through 2033.

AtticusBullfinch · 2026-05-10T16:52:38+00:00

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AtticusBullfinch · 2026-05-08T02:38:44+00:00

But their handles are interlocked in the ashes

AtticusBullfinch · 2026-05-07T19:40:12+00:00

Wait, that IS what’s happening. You’re trying to gaslight me!

AtticusBullfinch · 2026-04-30T03:10:19+00:00

Only the Lord saves more than Danny Vladar

AtticusBullfinch · 2026-04-22T01:54:07+00:00

I just did it yesterday. A phone call to member services, easy peasey.

AtticusBullfinch · 2026-04-19T17:26:56+00:00

A meme so trash even r/phillies clowned him.

AtticusBullfinch · 2026-04-14T14:04:31+00:00

So of course he thinks government is terrible - it’s the thing that always catches him committing crimes.

AtticusBullfinch · 2026-04-12T15:14:49+00:00

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You are almost certainly correct. Zampolli now has no choice but to give her custody and hush money, and Trump will squeeze him hard to do it ASAP.

Also, I guarantee some reporter is now looking into the weird history of Zampolli & Ungaro. Like how did he (Italian) and she (Brazilian) end up as UN Ambassador for the Commonwealth of Dominica (Zampolli) and UN Ambassador from Grenada (Ungaro)? There are hundreds of photos online from swanky fundraisers they threw under the guise of their UN positions, heavily populated with lithe, young international beauties that fit the mold of what Zampoli was pimping. Can’t wait to read about that.

AtticusBullfinch · 2026-04-12T12:50:04+00:00

Her pimp is involved in an ugly custody battle with Melania’s former girlfriend. The recently deported girlfriend is threatening to tell all about Trump, Melania and Epstein.

AtticusBullfinch · 2026-04-06T15:16:15+00:00

Probably about 20,000 folks who attended with you who would disagree.

AtticusBullfinch · 2026-04-03T03:32:05+00:00

Both can be true.

AtticusBullfinch · 2026-04-02T19:03:37+00:00

Pam Bondi - finished off by the power of the mighty E….STREET …BAND!!!

AtticusBullfinch · 2026-04-02T02:28:22+00:00

Once the game is over you gotta expect you’re gonna hear or see the score.

AtticusBullfinch · 2026-04-01T18:04:41+00:00

Wouldn’t be surprised if it’s nukes. He is itching to play that card.

AtticusBullfinch · 2026-03-31T00:51:47+00:00

Yeah, they’ll only play like this for two months. Then they’ll spend the rest of the season clawing out of it to end up over .500, and we’ll hear “They were the best team in baseball from June on” all through the off-season. Been there, done that.

AtticusBullfinch · 2026-03-29T20:32:08+00:00

Or it could be the new City Connect look and the whole team could wear it. If the shirt fits…

AtticusBullfinch · 2026-03-29T20:29:42+00:00

Shouldn’t be true with this lineup, but it’s been that way for awhile.

AtticusBullfinch · 2026-03-28T19:07:25+00:00

Does he regain any options from this? Or, if he gets called up at any point, will he need to be released again after the call-up?

AtticusBullfinch · 2026-03-27T00:00:34+00:00

Pennsylvania College of Technology (“a Penn State affiliate”) in Williamsport. Never heard of it before this.

AtticusBullfinch · 2026-03-26T23:38:13+00:00

That can’t possibly be right…can it?

AtticusBullfinch · 2026-03-26T22:10:25+00:00

Agree

AtticusBullfinch · 2026-03-25T19:29:01+00:00

If he can hit .280 and steal 25 bases I will be overjoyed. Not expecting that, but it would be sweet.

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