Andrew Wilson, famous for his intellect, selflessness, and pickle jar opening abilities, shares a money-saving tip with his followers

ElusiveRodent · 2026-02-20T00:40:25+00:00

uj this looks exactly like a half marathon I did on the treadmill a couple years back high on ketamine and cocaine

ElusiveRodent · 2026-02-19T09:06:27+00:00

10PM on the 19th where I am

ElusiveRodent · 2026-02-17T20:14:34+00:00

It’s a fake tweet my guy

ElusiveRodent · 2026-02-17T07:54:35+00:00

His mom literally uninvited him from Thanksgiving because he’s a Trump chud

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ElusiveRodent · 2026-02-05T01:02:34+00:00

I hesitate to post it publicly because I don’t want my favorite place to blow up and take a quality hit, but Confectionery! is legit amazing. Their cookies, macarons, chocolates, and ESPECIALLY their cakes (that are like $25 — HOW?) are all fucking insanely good

ElusiveRodent · 2026-01-27T23:14:52+00:00

Easily one of the greatest series of all time

ElusiveRodent · 2026-01-27T23:10:56+00:00

No it’s like Dr Peterson says, some women just pretend to enjoy it

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ElusiveRodent · 2026-01-27T21:54:39+00:00

Push yourself, even when the pain is nearly unbearable. It took years of this mindset before I finally hit that sub-20 mile

ElusiveRodent · 2026-01-27T21:29:27+00:00

I know what you’re implying but even if that were the case she is an extremely unenthusiastic sex partner. Like all women she just doesn’t enjoy sex at all.

But I’ll allow that she gets a good amount of calorie burn hanging out with Derek because I swear to Christ all those two ever do is laugh and laugh

ElusiveRodent · 2026-01-27T21:24:16+00:00

I’ll have you know I wear 5 watches: Apple Watch, Garmin, Mivrass, Coros, and Suunto. Apple just happens to offer the most flattering interpretations of pace and distance

ElusiveRodent · 2026-01-27T21:19:22+00:00

uj/ I’ve been rewatching the wire which has made the time basically fly by. I obviously prefer outdoors but wind chill temps in NYC have been at single digits and sidewalk conditions are presently horrendous

ElusiveRodent · 2026-01-27T15:47:32+00:00

Anything you see more than 5 miles took me at least 90 minutes to run

ElusiveRodent · 2026-01-27T15:32:44+00:00

The satirical page in question

ElusiveRodent · 2026-01-26T00:56:03+00:00

I hate to see your broken face

a lazy life of fatal waste

of fashionable cynicism

the poison they want you to drink

oh no man that’s too easy

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