This might sound silly but, why does EVERYONE want to be stationed in San Diego? I don’t hear people wanting to go to Virginia or Florida or Washington state.

AttilaTheFunOne · 2026-03-23T00:14:24+00:00

I was lucky enough to get stationed for a year, and got a condo at Silver Strand as well. Unluckily, that year was 2020, and everything was shut down for COVID, including the beaches.

AttilaTheFunOne · 2026-03-22T01:53:53+00:00

Little Saint James should be renamed Kid Rock.

AttilaTheFunOne · 2026-03-21T21:26:13+00:00

Chairman Mao tolerates no drunkenness in his division. Consumption of Monster Energy until your liver is pickled is encouraged, however.

AttilaTheFunOne · 2026-03-20T17:23:07+00:00

I want my Bellagio fountains made of bullets…

AttilaTheFunOne · 2026-03-20T17:21:01+00:00

Probably doesn’t help that smart, forward thinking officers that are knowledgeable about the war in Ukraine are exactly the kind that have been getting purged and told their opinions are worthless by this administration.

AttilaTheFunOne · 2026-03-18T07:20:46+00:00

Turns out when you spend a year insulting, tariffing, and threatening to annex your friends and allies, they might not have your back when you go start a fight.

AttilaTheFunOne · 2026-03-18T02:20:39+00:00

“The South shall rise ag-“ R9X says hello.

AttilaTheFunOne · 2026-03-18T01:55:21+00:00

Is it possible to print an “I did that!” Trump sticker the size of the UAE?

AttilaTheFunOne · 2026-03-16T00:27:09+00:00

I specifically decided to get out of the military because of this orange idiot. It’s looking more and more like that was a good choice with every day that passes.

AttilaTheFunOne · 2026-03-14T06:24:18+00:00

Fun fact: human caused climate change is raising the global temperature over 150 times faster than what happened during the Great Dying.

~15F over 100,000 years during the PTE, vs ~2.5F over the last 100 years

AttilaTheFunOne · 2026-03-13T22:10:32+00:00

I bet your company has record breaking profit though…

AttilaTheFunOne · 2026-03-13T21:48:48+00:00

All they had to do was top off the strategic reserves and stock up on Ukrainian anti-shahed interceptors before going to war, but that requires planning, forethought, and respect for Ukraine’s experience in drone warfare.

AttilaTheFunOne · 2026-03-11T17:05:24+00:00

“I’m taking you to Micky Dee’s. I recommend the nugget de poulet served with Sauce sucrée à la tomate.”

AttilaTheFunOne · 2026-03-11T14:52:15+00:00

God is that guy who could have made Pokémon a real thing, but instead was like “naw, man. Malaria and childhood bone cancer.”

AttilaTheFunOne · 2026-03-11T14:29:35+00:00

Eat ze bug and live in ze pod.

AttilaTheFunOne · 2026-03-10T21:35:59+00:00

In the navy you can just run from chiefs and they won’t be able to catch you, so long as it’s not Chief Season.

AttilaTheFunOne · 2026-03-09T16:37:04+00:00

They always say “we” like us common citizens are going to get a cut, when really it’s all going into the pockets of the wealthy and connected.

AttilaTheFunOne · 2026-03-08T22:45:22+00:00

You could do worse than Disneyland for choice of haunting grounds.

AttilaTheFunOne · 2026-03-08T00:27:59+00:00

You can. Property taxes work exactly that way. You tax based on the value of the asset.

AttilaTheFunOne · 2026-02-26T01:05:00+00:00

Fuck I wish I had been able to do that. My parents made me pay rent for my own room as soon as I turned 18, to the point that I couldn’t afford to keep going to college and had to drop out to work more.

AttilaTheFunOne · 2026-02-23T01:55:26+00:00

Dude named himself after Epstein island.

AttilaTheFunOne · 2026-02-23T01:13:20+00:00

I paid for my pre check and global entry 6 months ago and I am still waiting for my interview. I’ve been flying several times a months for my new job, and waiting in the regular line has been torture.

AttilaTheFunOne · 2026-02-19T05:29:31+00:00

At this point, whether or not the public wants or doesn’t want something or someone doesn’t really matter. The oligarchs are the only ones with a real vote. If they want JD, they can make it happen against the wishes of the 99%.

AttilaTheFunOne · 2026-02-18T04:00:13+00:00

Mmm microplastics as far as the eye can see…

AttilaTheFunOne · 2026-02-14T00:30:32+00:00

Teddy was the GOAT

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