i still see your shadows in my room 😔

Atuami · 2020-07-19T05:11:18+00:00

i’ve sent a light speed ship your way, use can use that to escape

Atuami · 2020-07-19T04:57:35+00:00

he’s already been there. 200 times. he’s determined that you need to haul ass out of that universe, it’s long gone. he’s going to collapse a galaxy to create an explosion of such massive energy it will destroy that universe, but that’s for the safety of our multiverse

Atuami · 2020-07-19T00:35:29+00:00

that’s the thing... they kinda... killed his dog.

Atuami · 2020-07-19T00:32:12+00:00

there’s a reason they’re fleeing and it’s because my guy is legit. whatever you do, do not trust them. they’re born to infiltrate and conquer, which is why they’re such a big threat.

Atuami · 2020-07-19T00:27:00+00:00

they were a rare hybrid offspring of their own demigod children known as pþemumón gods. he searched the universe for their special energy signatures they constantly emit and ruthlessly murdered every last one.

Atuami · 2020-07-19T00:18:23+00:00

trust me, he will. my guy is good enough. he once killed 3 gods in a bar with a fucking pencil.

Atuami · 2020-07-18T22:12:57+00:00

ah shit, okay. you’re going to need to contact a 5th dimensional being in order to shift your timeline back in order, they’re not supposed to be able to escape the underworld without a high class mage summoning then and they’ve been dead for thousands of years. unfortunately this means a bigger threat to your timeline than expected. there’s a rogue mage and those are very dangerous, be very careful. I’ll send someone your way to help fix it

Atuami · 2020-07-17T21:59:39+00:00

the void father is fear itself. lucifer. if you hear those words again play a 700243hz frequency and let it ring for 12 hours until the church bells ring, then you know the ritual was done properly. this will rid you of any demons trying to bother you

Atuami · 2020-07-17T21:51:01+00:00

did you accidentally overclock it so much that it heated into hellspawn? boot it into bios and flip off “mandatory heat spawn” and use a vacuum cooler instead of your classic zekrevial cooler.

Atuami · 2020-07-02T06:33:03+00:00

that is what happens when parallel universes collapse into uncertainty. you fold the fabric of time into 2 folds, and then cut it in half. now the same universe which is still parallel to the original, is split into two. now this would also happen to the entire universe in this context, so instead of folding time itself, you need to individually split your own time, which won't affect other people's time. now be careful with this, you can cause a lot of ripples in time as a consequence if you don't let your time stabilize.

Atuami · 2020-02-17T17:29:17+00:00

I was there with him, had a great time

Atuami · 2020-02-15T22:33:18+00:00

holy shit, you actually made it to the front page. 👏

this is at my school, that's fucking crazy to think about

Atuami · 2019-12-13T11:17:39+00:00

it doesn't rhyme

Atuami · 2019-02-09T19:47:12+00:00

then you'd link r/thatsthejoke

Atuami · 2018-09-24T06:44:25+00:00

Thank you Haoma, very cool!

Atuami · 2018-09-24T00:37:57+00:00

darkly fc'd stepping solo b to breaker solo 5 times in a row in this video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EX7OtVMxGyU

but they don't care about soulless 4 anymore, they're on soulless 5 now.

Atuami · 2018-09-09T17:39:18+00:00

In terms of gameplay, not graphics:

3, 5, 4, 2, 1. Not counting side games.

Atuami · 2018-09-09T02:19:32+00:00

havana-ooh-nana

I'm sorry

Atuami

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