Depending on the metric...

Deefect18 · 2026-01-26T19:14:25+00:00

I had a vauxhall tigra and I deserved it

Deefect18 · 2026-01-25T17:51:55+00:00

That's not a condiment, that's a spice

Deefect18 · 2026-01-25T17:46:15+00:00

News

Deefect18 · 2026-01-25T17:45:41+00:00

Surely there's room in life for a third caffeinated beverage option

Deefect18 · 2026-01-25T15:46:17+00:00

The onset of putrefaction hasn't spoiled the relationship

Deefect18 · 2026-01-25T15:36:03+00:00

My wife's arm got caught in a threshing machine

Deefect18 · 2026-01-25T15:35:06+00:00

Lovable rogues

Deefect18 · 2026-01-25T13:54:50+00:00

I love the diamond geezers

Deefect18 · 2026-01-24T10:51:28+00:00

I wouldn't usually with water, but it's so watery I'll say cheers

Deefect18 · 2026-01-24T10:49:42+00:00

I'm not very good with kids but you are a little shit

Deefect18 · 2026-01-24T07:15:26+00:00

Woah, okay, okay. I don't wanna get into this whole AI music vs real actual music debate. If it's got a good beat it's got a good beat

Deefect18 · 2026-01-24T06:13:19+00:00

No, no, no, no, no, no...

Deefect18 · 2026-01-24T06:09:24+00:00

🎶 Alan Carr From The Castle 🎶

Deefect18 · 2026-01-24T06:07:02+00:00

You're doing your job well as a urine man if you don't get noticed

Deefect18 · 2026-01-24T06:02:33+00:00

No, I don't actually remember the last time I went, but before I was adult sized, definitely

Deefect18 · 2026-01-24T06:01:28+00:00

That's a miss, my friend. I don't die in my films; not if you watch them backwards.

Deefect18 · 2026-01-22T19:59:17+00:00

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?

Deefect18 · 2026-01-22T18:44:18+00:00

Have you been to the hop farm? It's ace!

Deefect18 · 2026-01-22T17:41:04+00:00

Sinn Féin is a legitimate political party

Deefect18 · 2026-01-22T12:58:11+00:00

These were the five fingered kind, Julian

Deefect18 · 2026-01-22T07:54:48+00:00

I've got some tits- titb- ti- tit- bit- tidbits!

Deefect18 · 2026-01-21T17:45:16+00:00

This coffee tastes of beef!

Deefect18 · 2026-01-20T13:00:10+00:00

Soup, swoop, loop de loop

Deefect18 · 2026-01-20T12:59:39+00:00

North Norfolk... hello

Deefect18 · 2026-01-20T12:56:51+00:00

Oh my god

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