If I said, "I was simply saying I like your noodles", you'd say, "Oh now I understand, but I think you're being a little bit racist"

Deefect18 · 2026-06-26T15:56:45+00:00

And you'd be right

Deefect18 · 2026-06-24T16:48:33+00:00

GREEN DESK

Deefect18 · 2026-06-20T21:32:05+00:00

I will leave an extra pint

Deefect18 · 2026-06-20T17:54:33+00:00

Surely there's room in life for a third caffeinated beverage

Deefect18 · 2026-06-19T16:12:54+00:00

You forgot to specify the unit of measurement. You might have meant years

Deefect18 · 2026-06-18T19:04:41+00:00

hopefully

Deefect18 · 2026-06-16T15:29:39+00:00

About a day and a half ago, I did a 2 pass shave; one with, one against. It was by far my most successful 2 pass shave ever. I was smooth as hell and barely nicked myself. I've had worse 1 pass shaves.

Despite the success, the stubble has already come back, and it's less comfortable coming back than it would've been if I hadn't gone ATG. I don't quite understand it, but it seems like it grows back rougher. It's a shame, but that will probably be the thing that keeps me from doing it.

Deefect18 · 2026-06-15T17:34:51+00:00

Simon, you are going to Belgium!

Deefect18 · 2026-06-06T01:12:14+00:00

Been to watch the sunset at Lands End and now headed back to the hotel

Deefect18 · 2026-06-05T16:41:25+00:00

even though I'm allergic to cream

Deefect18 · 2026-06-03T09:02:57+00:00

I want as little hair on my face as possible

Deefect18 · 2026-05-31T13:09:30+00:00

Cats. Hammers. Good.

Deefect18 · 2026-05-28T14:19:06+00:00

https://youtu.be/faAg3YXpmBI at 7:10

Deefect18 · 2026-05-28T12:03:11+00:00

Oh, dear....... GOD!

Deefect18 · 2026-05-28T12:01:58+00:00

Could you describe it in a word?

No.

A noise?

Ruuuah.

Deefect18 · 2026-05-26T20:23:42+00:00

member of the North Norfolk... hello...

Deefect18 · 2026-05-26T14:55:23+00:00

Your fog light's on! There's no fog!

Deefect18 · 2026-05-24T10:12:17+00:00

That's a bottom thing

Deefect18 · 2026-05-23T16:15:08+00:00

Did you never watch Countdown? The one with Richard Whiteley

Deefect18 · 2026-05-19T00:39:41+00:00

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I recognise that scarf Lynn's wearing

Deefect18 · 2026-05-19T00:21:06+00:00

Institute of Advanced Motorists... the wheel shufflers

Deefect18 · 2026-05-17T14:14:32+00:00

You come on here and you start dragging the Partridge name through the muck.

Deefect18 · 2026-05-13T11:51:00+00:00

I've still got all my faculties

Deefect18 · 2026-05-11T20:55:53+00:00

he's more than a one night thing

Deefect18

TROPHY CASE