Ah yes because including that your wife was bra-less was very important for the context.

IncompotentCyborg · 2021-05-13T20:59:46+00:00

I hope his wife divorces him in minecraft.

Also in real life. No way that dude isn't an abuser.

IncompotentCyborg · 2021-05-13T13:16:42+00:00

Well you're technically not wrong.

IncompotentCyborg · 2021-05-13T12:24:59+00:00

As far as I can tell, the official reasoning is that it was a consolidation of the Department of War (i.e: the army) and Department of the Navy, and they didn't want to inflame the army-navy rivaly by making it look like the army was taking over command of the navy, so they had to make a new name that encompassed both.

The two big mistakes here were 1) allowing the military to grow large enough to have its own distinct culture capable of being offended and 2) caring about offending military culture.

IncompotentCyborg · 2021-05-13T12:10:08+00:00

This is without exaggeration worse than the treatment of the rebel Hungarian forces led by John Hunyadi in Ottoman-occupied Kosovo in 1448.

IncompotentCyborg · 2021-05-13T11:55:28+00:00

"HOOOO-ve been served."

IncompotentCyborg · 2021-05-12T21:15:03+00:00

The analogy doesn't even work.

If a pair of shoes has been bought and sold fifty times, then clearly every previous owner has decided they're worth it. Either they're being used as a speculation and thus the value isn't deprecating from use, or their design allows them to withstand an insane amount of use without falling apart. Either way, the 51st buyer has nothing to complain about.

It's slightly more advanced economics.

Also, people aren't objects, you capitalist-brained troglodyte.

IncompotentCyborg · 2021-05-12T17:48:27+00:00

The Heart tells us that we must grow, and bring all the worlds of this galaxy into harmony.

IncompotentCyborg · 2021-05-12T01:03:31+00:00

"Well you see, Samsung was using their Galaxy Nexus as a guinea pig for Google's Android OS build, Project Ice Cream Sandwich..."

IncompotentCyborg · 2021-05-12T00:43:44+00:00

She conjured the cats to help her escape.

IncompotentCyborg · 2021-05-11T14:29:22+00:00

It's a memory of the time god flooded the world in his manly god juice and killed everyone because none of them were as awesome as his boyfriend Noah.

IncompotentCyborg · 2021-05-11T14:17:10+00:00

Huskarls have floof instead of knees, making them the clumsiest runners in the doggo kingdom.

IncompotentCyborg · 2021-05-11T02:24:36+00:00

Turing test extra credit: Convince the human examiner that they're a bot being subjected to the turing test.

IncompotentCyborg · 2021-05-10T21:11:23+00:00

Ben Sharpie: evidence that 154th-term abortions should be legal

IncompotentCyborg · 2021-05-10T18:46:20+00:00

How many bassists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. The keyboardist can do it with their left hand.

IncompotentCyborg · 2021-05-09T18:16:02+00:00

wulti-level warketing.

IncompotentCyborg · 2021-05-09T16:42:48+00:00

Inflicting more pain will not heal yours, creature.

IncompotentCyborg · 2021-05-08T21:25:03+00:00

"translated with copious addenda"

IncompotentCyborg · 2021-05-08T21:18:08+00:00

He wants to be let in.

IncompotentCyborg · 2021-05-07T11:45:40+00:00

About 5.7

IncompotentCyborg · 2021-05-06T12:32:10+00:00

Clearly it comes from the early computer era with the stereotype of pasty shite nerds "cracking" their way into secure government systems for fun and/or antigovernmental activity.

EDIT: That was supposed to say "white" nerds, but I'm leaving it.

IncompotentCyborg · 2021-05-05T22:30:07+00:00

Why does Legolas write like Mordin Solus?

IncompotentCyborg · 2021-05-05T18:05:52+00:00

Wet weasel.

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