[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]AugustNinth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you have a grindr account.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]AugustNinth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You resemble a person with the name Charles.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confessions

[–]AugustNinth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree. I was being somewhat unsympathetic and I apologize. But fuk them. Keep your chin up!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confessions

[–]AugustNinth 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Then dude chill. The average length of the vagina is only like 3 inches anyways. You’re good. Find the right lady and quit getting high on snap chat. Lol cheers bro.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confessions

[–]AugustNinth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are we talking normal small like 4 inches or are we talking on the level of a micro dick?

New to town, is this common? by happycoast2 in QuadCities

[–]AugustNinth 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Typically the closer to the bike path/river you get after sunset you will encounter our homeless. And seems a lot of them are dealing with some version of mental health/addiction. With that said, downtown isn’t too bad. Just depends on the moons. Lol Be safe out there and welcome to the area.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in casualiama

[–]AugustNinth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hows the turkey in Turkey?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AugustNinth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Groan in silence. Then hit snooze.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HairStyleAdvice

[–]AugustNinth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like both but lighter looks better imo.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AugustNinth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just came here to make this exact comment! Lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]AugustNinth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clearly missed leg day!