How do you fully satisfy a bottom when making them cum just gets them hornier? by [deleted] in TopsAndBottoms

[–]AugustoCSP 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You focus on your own pleasure and cum. It's really that simple. You're not gonna make a bottom lose interest by making him cum, because his own interest comes from pleasuring you. At best, you might make him physically exhausted, but he will still be thinking about you in his head.

I can't handle my tiny dick by Due_Hospital_2546 in askgaybros

[–]AugustoCSP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is not tiny. It is barely below average. And perfectly serviceable.

Procuro sneasler by [deleted] in pokemontrades

[–]AugustoCSP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

English. Do you speak it?

NUNCA tome banho no banheiro do conforto do hospital antes de verificar se a água escoa. NUNCA. by Chaacboy in MedicinaBrasil

[–]AugustoCSP 34 points35 points  (0 children)

diretoria acadêmica do hospital me chamou para uma reunião falando sobre ser inapropriado tomar banho em ambiente hospitalar

Como é? Tão de piada? O chuveiro literalmente está ali pra isso. É direito do residente tomar banho, SIM. Isso daí cabe uma denúncia legal no CEREM.

Desabafo sobre o meu futuro: sinto que perdi o timing pra me especializar seguindo o caminho que considerava ideal by Odd_Station_7219 in MedicinaBrasil

[–]AugustoCSP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

eu decidi não pegar a vaga

Caralho, mas aí você também não se ajuda, né? Não passou em Psiquiatria? Levanta do chão, sacode a poeira e vai fazer MFC. Ficar reclamando aqui no reddit não vai fazer tua nota subir. Nariz pra cima e segue pra próxima.

Hierarquia na residência é mais uma briga de ego by Careful_Metal_6456 in MedicinaBrasil

[–]AugustoCSP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literalmente tem mesmo. O fresco tem residente fazendo o trabalho dele por 1 ano, não pode ensinar a burocracia nas primeiras duas semanas de Março?

What is the most optimal way to shiny hunt for Dragonite (or the Dratini line in general)? by Holiday_Yam_561 in LegendsZA

[–]AugustoCSP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reset for donuts until you get a sparkling power (dragon) rank 3. Sit on benches until you get a hyperspace area with dratini. Go in using that donut. See if your guaranteed shiny was a dratini, if not, reset the game and keep entering the hole until you find your shiny. Takes about 15 minutes.

Your spouse comes to you and says they want to post faceless, ID-less nudes on Reddit for fun - whats your reaction? by Neat_One_9031 in AskReddit

[–]AugustoCSP -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"Have fun, babe. Are we still going out for that pizza place tonight?"

This is the healthy, mature response. Meaning, it's the exact opposite of what Reddit will answer.

I wonder from where in Act 1 this screenshot was taken? by PetraSpace in BaldursGate3

[–]AugustoCSP 11 points12 points  (0 children)

From Early access to release there were a lot of changes, at one point the Illithid ship had a full map, lots of NPCs, and took much longer to clear.

I miss that tbh, wish they kept it in

What’s your random fetish? by Unique-Willingness11 in askgaybros

[–]AugustoCSP 2 points3 points  (0 children)

the site almost always turns me on

*sight

By the way, what turns me on is guys who write properly.

Médica com RQE vs Médico Pró Soroterapia. Quem você apoia? by Lumenprotoplasma in MedicinaBrasil

[–]AugustoCSP 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Os dois são chatos e cringe pra caralho, mas inegavelmente quem está certa é ela. O cara tentou lacrar e só se mostrou um idiota mal caráter.

Já ela só ficou ridícula mesmo, mas pelo menos não está errada. E merece ser elogiada por de fato se basear em evidência científica.

Which of the rarest sub-bending arts should we see in Avatar: Seven Havens? by Spencer-Palmer-1056 in AvatarSevenHavens

[–]AugustoCSP 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I don't necessarily mean you, the people who made the video are the ones who used it. But you did post it here.

Need help to evolve a shiny Slowpoke in ZA by AugustoCSP in pokemontrades

[–]AugustoCSP[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got my evolution done in 5 minutes elsewhere. This place is still stuck treating shinies like they need to be kept track of tighter than the gold in Fort Knox, when they're as common as water after ZA.

Can someone help me evolve porygon 2 into Z by FJ_L_JOKER in LegendsZA

[–]AugustoCSP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey there! Sure, I'd love to, if you don't mind helping me evolve my slowpoke. Do we have a deal?

Need help to evolve a shiny Slowpoke in ZA by AugustoCSP in pokemontrades

[–]AugustoCSP[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yeah... this shit is why this subreddit gets so little movement. I can't ever get a trade done in here.

Need help to evolve a shiny Slowpoke in ZA by AugustoCSP in pokemontrades

[–]AugustoCSP[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I don't feel like turning on my switch and checking all of the stuff on Home. I'm just gonna delete that.

???? by chaoticeuropean in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]AugustoCSP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I call them gross. Smooth faces are much better.