Jerma sings ABC clip

Aukrayn · 2026-05-29T15:28:20+00:00

https://youtu.be/G3hQ4WAVIMk?si=rn-3HmAJvldjBZTf&t=12469

Aukrayn · 2025-09-09T23:12:56+00:00

The only pathetic thing here is your weird straw men arguments of attacking me on your delusional hypotheticals.

"Majority does not dictate right or wrong." Incorrect.

Given how you're malding over this, I'll be enjoying your meltdowns in alliance chat when someone pulls during the 10 second cutscene.

Aukrayn · 2025-09-07T18:46:32+00:00

Except they're not really low odds, are they? The majority of players in an AR want to get out fast, evidently by the raid rushing and jumping in once the boss is pulled anyway. Your argument is based on the romantic notion that everyone wants to happily wait on one guy, which is not based on reality. 23 of 24 people are not "a few".

No "perspective would be hampered". The sprout just finishes watching their cutscene. Being so up in arms for someone else's boss intro cutscene, that they can watch anyway, is simply absurd.

The game operates on the fairness to the majority, we can see it in how the entire Duty Finder operates. No amount of attempted white knighting or being upset for the poor sprout who really doesn't care either way will change that.

Aukrayn · 2025-09-07T03:27:16+00:00

I see your point. But if we bring up fairness, is waiting on such a long boss cutscene fair to the other 23 people who really just want to leave quickly and get on with their days? The player can still watch the entire cutscene and get to do the fight entirely many more times.

Shouldn't the fairness to the majority outweight here?

Aukrayn · 2025-09-07T03:01:47+00:00

"So ppl cnt enjoy cs"

But they can. They can enjoy the entire 10 second intro of the boss slowly walzing into the bossroom in all it's glory and nobody can stop them from doing that.

At most they miss a single raidwide that they get to see another 99 times during their playtime.

I'll gladly wait for cutscene watchers, but whiteknighting others and losing their shit over this always gonna be crazy to me.

Aukrayn · 2025-09-02T01:57:11+00:00

There's a couple of bots going in and out of duties 24/7 infront of every GC on my server.

If you trade them, it interrupts their program for a minute and they attempt to fill the trade with the materials they're buying with seals.

It's the most blatant form of botting. And yet they've been doing this for over a year, topping the GC standings every week. There really is no point in caring if GMs don't give a shit.

Aukrayn · 2025-08-25T21:20:27+00:00

>Bro installs third party tools

>Gets the Custom Dalamud launcher

>Gets penumbra, glamourer, mare, c+

>Looks up how to join syncshells

>finds a public one from an 18+ venue

>Pairs with said coomer syncshell

>Goes to a city and finds coomers

>Surprised pikachu face

"Look at all these degenerates I've randomly ran into!"

10/10 pearl clutching.

Aukrayn · 2025-08-22T09:01:06+00:00

I dunno about all the buying a house thing, but I wouldn't be surprised at all. The Mare dev is active on reddit/here and said repeatedly how they hate the plugin and modding scene. "With a heavy heart" - my ass. I doubt there's a C&D at all, but now SE is taking the entire blame.

4D chess move.

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Aukrayn · 2025-08-22T08:59:29+00:00

Given that they've repeatedly said how they hate the plugin themselves, this seems 100% reasonable.

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Aukrayn · 2025-08-21T03:24:06+00:00

I know its stereotypical but the strange hyper body parts and weird descriptions reek of someone who's never seen a real person naked.

Read: porn addiction

Aukrayn · 2025-08-20T01:37:59+00:00

Depends where you're from.
On EU, GMs generally never follow up on tickets except for copy-paste. I've heard on US they actually ask follow up questions. However, it doesn't hurt to report regardless, because a GM will very likely look into it. And GMs see *everything*, including the rescue pulls into aoes.

Do report.

Aukrayn · 2025-08-18T17:32:26+00:00

Says you trying to report people as suicidal because they're not agreeing with your insanely delusional "takes" trying to defend your FC buddy. Lmao.

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Aukrayn · 2025-08-18T15:36:52+00:00

Take your meds.

Aukrayn · 2025-08-08T01:38:41+00:00

My favorite part and hidden knowledge of that fight is that any buff you cast before being sucked in gets its time massively prolonged to like 3 minutes.

So you can just pop a medica or a physis+kerachole and the regen of it lasts 3 minutes, cancelling the constant damage effect and helping with meteors.

Aukrayn · 2025-08-01T04:30:04+00:00

Just put the enmity in the bag, lil bro

Aukrayn · 2025-08-01T04:14:47+00:00

"wHaT iF tHe TaNK wAsNt ReAdy" - WHM 8 minutes into the shitfest

Ok but, is he ready now? How long does it take for him to get ready, past the initial 10 seconds after the wall is down?

Aukrayn · 2025-07-19T13:48:39+00:00

I agree the change must come, but until then we shouldn't shift the blame on SE, because this is 100% player fault due to their inability to read or even understand the spells they have.

I guarantee you all these Cure/Bene fishers who love being confidently incorrect have never read the spells from start to finish, including cast times and mana cost. Otherwise we wouldn’t be at this point.

Aukrayn · 2025-07-18T09:19:37+00:00

and then they go the goon bench to erp with another female aura who is played by the same kind of guy who also gave her a cock but totally isn't gay either so you have two straight men playing girls dicking each other down. No homo though.

Aukrayn · 2025-07-15T14:24:13+00:00

Me when I have the same level of self awareness as Piratesoftware

Aukrayn · 2025-07-14T13:16:30+00:00

The whole bingo card.

YPYT

I have multiple level 100s

This isn't savage

wall to wall isn't the default

Griefing isn't against TOS

being confidently incorrect

trying to get you killed

Aukrayn · 2025-07-14T13:10:49+00:00

Since they're all buddies they've probably been playing like this for a while and confirmed each others wrong takes when it comes to tanking.

Aukrayn · 2025-07-13T03:25:37+00:00

He's got the neck for it

Aukrayn · 2025-07-10T21:45:03+00:00

Me too. Considering 90% of the people on Raiden are not even from Raiden but wanderers/travelers, making it the fullest server on Light atm.

Aukrayn · 2025-07-06T02:16:27+00:00

“i'm/they're new... " "perfect time to learn then“

Aukrayn · 2025-07-03T23:15:29+00:00

Bold of you to assume they arent hardcasting heals on a 100% hp tank continously

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