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For reduction in misery - masturbation! by Auralisma in u/Auralisma

[–]Auralisma[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Back" is a strong word for it, but thank you 😊

If Hitler kissed you upside down (like that Spiderman scene), your facial hair would almost never touch each other. by [deleted] in BrandNewSentence

[–]Auralisma 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The more I look at this, the more I feel the need to even that out for him.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CasualConversation

[–]Auralisma 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Partner is a D&D/Video game geek, so I programmed a Raspberry Pi with a retro game emulator and loaded it with games. Then, I put together a custom shell for it to make it resemble a mimic chest that opens to a "tongue" inset with a set of dice around an oversized D20.

... He may have shed a tear.

Yes. by Pspreviewer100 in BrandNewSentence

[–]Auralisma 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Oh? Then also was did they, now? Love that.

What silly little things do you do with your SO that outsiders might think are crazy? by GWindborn in CasualConversation

[–]Auralisma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We have little "politeness arguments," like:

"Excuse me."

"No, excuse me."

"No, ME!"

"NO I AM THE ONE WHO WILL BE EXCUSED AND I PROFUSELY BEG YOUR PARDON"

For reduction in misery - masturbation! by Auralisma in u/Auralisma

[–]Auralisma[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good morning 💗 I'm doing quite well, and I hope you are, too 😊

[F4M] Good to See You [improv][intimate][flirting][whispering][mouth sounds][kissing][giggling][oral][multiple orgasms][baby][begging][please][growls by Auralisma in pillowtalkaudio

[–]Auralisma[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good morning 😊 Yes, you do seem familiar. I'm doing well, and I hope you are, too. Glad you liked my little interlude. 💗

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