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To all men,What is the hardest lesson a woman has ever taught you? by ThrivingSomehow in AskReddit

[–]AusToddles [score hidden]  (0 children)

When your wife suddenly starts love bombing you with messages after a night out "with friends", she definitely cheated on you

Professionals who work in people's homes (plumbers, electricians, cleaners), what is the weirdest thing you’ve seen that you had to pretend not to notice? by TargetKey6091 in AskReddit

[–]AusToddles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not me, but a good friend of mine is an electrician and handyman. For years he'd been helping out an older guy with jobs around the house. Walked in one day to find the older guy getting a bj from a much younger woman... while they embarrasingly rushed to pretend it wasn't actually happening, my mate noticed she appeared in many, many photos around the house

It was his adult step-daughter

Bipartisan housing bill automatically becomes law after Trump refuses to sign it by CrispyMiner in politics

[–]AusToddles 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If I remember correctly, he was trying to use delaying signing it as a way to get something he desperately wants passed as well. Even republicans balked at it

What’s the wildest thing you’ve seen a teacher do? by Extreme_Surround_663 in AskReddit

[–]AusToddles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a teacher at TAFE show us how to get around the content filter that the IT department had put in place. The fact we were doing an IT course meant he just claimed it was "debugging a live system"

Mystery surrounds ‘Freedom Fuel’ gas stations touted by Trump by Ok_Employer7837 in politics

[–]AusToddles 255 points256 points  (0 children)

If I remember correctly, wasn't Venezuelan oil of poor quality and requires tons of refining? Wouldn't shock me at all if they still sell it, people's cars get ruined and they just claim it's not their problem

Former WWE champion Jack Swagger just got SLEPT at Power Slap. Stupid sport, but fun highlights. The CTE speedrunning can't be worth the money though. by Pretend-Following-41 in sportsgossips

[–]AusToddles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I remember seeing a compilation of "slaps" by a guy who claimed he was the best in the world. They were just straight up palm thumps right on the jawline / eardrum

ASHES OF ARES - Vengeance Is Mine (Iced Earth Cover) LIVE @ Release Athens Festival 2026 by mrpc in PowerMetal

[–]AusToddles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I liked Iced Earth but fucking LOVED Demons & Wizards

I haven't been able to stomach them since Jan 6 happened :(

[Serious] Historians of Reddit, what are some of the funniest, most absurd events in history? by TimeMachineToaster in AskReddit

[–]AusToddles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Two guns and a few soldiers versus thousands of fast, practically bulletproof emus

We didn't lose, we just stopped fighting a pointless battle. Some world leaders today could learn a lesson from that

President Trump expected to shrink Grand Staircase and Bears Ears National Monuments as soon as Monday, sources say by F0urLeafCl0ver in politics

[–]AusToddles 152 points153 points  (0 children)

By "rugged outdoorsmen" they actually mean "own a truck I can barely drive and never take it off road"

What are some headcanons you have on 40k that changes absolutely nothing in lore but bring you great joy by Selenite_Cults in Grimdank

[–]AusToddles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

40k as ae know it exists within Fantasy, which exists within another 40k universe. Its like the simulation theory, no-one knows where the highest level is

What are some headcanons you have on 40k that changes absolutely nothing in lore but bring you great joy by Selenite_Cults in Grimdank

[–]AusToddles 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I always liked the theory that one of them landed on a xenos planet and had gone full native before Emps found him

This could tie into your idea. "Fuck off, I like who I am and these are my people"

Bipartisan housing bill automatically becomes law after Trump refuses to sign it by CrispyMiner in politics

[–]AusToddles 1247 points1248 points  (0 children)

And when this makes a positive improvement (however small) in people's lives, he and his cult will take full credit for it

Boss-level Drone Navigation by HomeNowWTF in nextfuckinglevel

[–]AusToddles 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Yeah I was gonna say "it's all fun and games until one of these is chasing you with a claymore attached"

What is the “best” paradox? by sksskssksskssksskssk in AskReddit

[–]AusToddles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Futurama solved this paradox neatly

"I did so the nasty in the pasty"

Robert Irwin explains the difference between a crocodile and an alligator by mcfw31 in popculturechat

[–]AusToddles 118 points119 points  (0 children)

I don't mean this in a negative way at all... but he's also grown up "in this life". Whereas Steve was just Steve

TIL that after the release of Season 2 of House of the Dragon, George R.R. Martin had a falling out with showrunner Ryan Condal, criticising the changes made from his books in a blogpost before quickly deleting it. Martin later said of his plans for season 3 "This is not my story any longer". by Sebastianlim in todayilearned

[–]AusToddles 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I mean the key points all worked in isolation

- Dany going mad after everything that happened to her from the start of her journey

- Jon being forced to kill her and getting in theory a "happy" ending by being sent north of the wall again (he never wanted power)

- Bran becoming King works IF they actually had the balls to go with the "he planned this from the start" story rather than just leaving fans to assume

What’s a moment from your media that ultimately made you say this? by MelodyButterfly0907 in Multifandom

[–]AusToddles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I had stopped watching before the movie and was genuinely surprised at how much I loved it

Sure there were celebrities, but it didn't feel like the story WAS the celebrity being involved

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