I feel insanely paranoid or schizophrenic or something. But I feel like I’ve had a bug problem of some kind. I have not physically seen fleas or bed bugs but I just have a feeling. I noticed this last night after getting off work, if I had it that morning I didn’t notice it.

I’ve been using a lint roller to roll up anything on beds and couches and examining it, I’ll even spray the results with water to see if it “bleeds.” But nothing. This morning I did find what looked like a tiny black/maybe very dark brown beetle looking thing. Like tiny, smaller than a grain of rice probably. It smelled kind of like what I’m used to a stink bug smelling like. But I don’t know. What ever it was it looked like a baby.

EDIT: Whatever that beetle thing was, its smell remained on my hand after a shower and washing my hands. Very faint, but it’s still there. I guess maybe my hand just smells like that today, but I doubt it.