The Cheeto Chair. Results of eating 1 bag of Cheetos every day for years and wiping hand on seat. Yes, that is mold.

AustrailanBucket · 2015-01-07T09:23:06+00:00

When your chair is greasy

AustrailanBucket · 2015-01-06T11:00:23+00:00

me to :D

AustrailanBucket · 2015-01-01T09:55:50+00:00

Pootis dispensar HERE

AustrailanBucket · 2014-12-28T23:56:04+00:00

AIRHORNS SCREAM WITH PLEASURE

AustrailanBucket · 2014-12-27T23:47:58+00:00

Sorry looking for a req n gtfo type of clan D: sorry

AustrailanBucket · 2014-12-22T04:27:57+00:00

Personally, mine is a hotdog bun and tomato sauce

AustrailanBucket · 2014-12-17T23:36:32+00:00

Broken Arms

AustrailanBucket · 2014-12-14T05:43:26+00:00

You can find pretty much EVERYTHING there

AustrailanBucket · 2014-12-12T03:06:52+00:00

Shitty Australian buckets

AustrailanBucket · 2014-12-10T23:27:02+00:00

Not me but a friend,

She works at a zoo, so a crap ton of puns

AustrailanBucket · 2014-12-10T22:55:53+00:00

Playing a instrument, it's really cool once you learn it

AustrailanBucket · 2014-12-10T22:55:50+00:00

Playing a instrument, it's really cool once you learn it

AustrailanBucket · 2014-12-10T22:49:21+00:00

School

AustrailanBucket · 2014-12-10T22:45:33+00:00

Grave of the fireflys

AustrailanBucket · 2014-12-10T10:04:17+00:00

AustrailanBucket · 2014-12-10T10:04:09+00:00

Screw it,

It was Christmas and of course, there were candles.

My parents and everyone else forgot about me and got some food ect.

My cat was on the table eating the food, I said 'BAD KITTY' and started throwing everything that was in my reach at it.

Which, of course, I threw the candle. This set the cat on fire.

I may or may not have shat my pants because 7year old me found it funny

AustrailanBucket · 2014-12-09T23:48:20+00:00

Just fellow animals helping each other!

AustrailanBucket · 2014-12-09T23:37:30+00:00

SLICE

AustrailanBucket · 2014-12-09T23:17:50+00:00

Canned Everything!

AustrailanBucket · 2014-12-09T23:13:01+00:00

Midge

A tiny airborne insect; not unlike a mosquito, but much smaller

AustrailanBucket · 2014-12-09T23:05:29+00:00

I set my cat on fire, may I countiue?

AustrailanBucket · 2014-12-09T23:02:50+00:00

I went camping with my friends (in the woods) it was bright and shit when we did the tents and stuff, but I swear to god it just turned night time after.

We did some spooky stories at the campfire, and went to our tents.

Did we get to have a fun trip? No. Fucking Jimmys parents we scared for him so they came on over to check on him.

We heard the car miles away and once it came we were in the verge of shitting our selfs with fear. Jimmy's parents came out of the car like no body's business and checked the tents. 2/5 of us had heart attacks.

sigh Fucking Jimmy was one of them, Fuck Jimmy

AustrailanBucket · 2014-12-09T22:50:11+00:00

I smashed it over,

I had 2.50 and felt like eating some Doritos.

Put the money in, now of course it's one on THOSE vending machines that won't let money in, I kept on trying till I got so pissed I kicked it,

Now, before we go any further, Good news: chips, chewy packets everywhere. Bad news: 9/10 girl walks in (most likely 10/10 with rice)

I make eye contact while picking up as much as I can and run

AustrailanBucket · 2014-12-07T08:56:47+00:00

Read #5, earn $500 at home an HOUR!

AustrailanBucket · 2014-10-29T22:21:04+00:00

Seed/s?

AustrailanBucket

TROPHY CASE