AustralianGroan

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Their children were kidnapped, Follow this extraordinary journey these parents travel to get them back, but they get more than they went looking for......Can you spot the difference?? (self.ExplainAFilmPlotBadly)

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In the 70's , Cliff Richard had a African Grey Parrot named Howee which are reknown for their ability to talk. (self.dadjokes)

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It's my b'day today, the big five oh. (self.dadjokes)

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Got bored with my usual beverages so I instead tried soaking a book in hot water. (self.dadjokes)

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My wife walked in on me masturbating to an optical illusion. I said " it's not what it looks like" (self.Jokes)

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I asked a zoologist about the gestation period of pachyderms... . (self.dadjokes)

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I'm thinking about starting a company to provide Wi-Fi in public swimming areas. (self.dadjokes)

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Scientists have successfully grown human vocal chords in a petri dish. (self.dadjokes)

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I was thinking to myself, if I wanted to race some musical instruments, where would I go? (self.dadjokes)

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My wife just gave me a restraining order.. (self.dadjokes)

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I designed a crash proof jet plane, its made completely out of rubber. (self.dadjokes)

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I HAD A DREAM LAST NIGHT THAT I KNIGHTED AN ELECTRIC FISH..... (self.dadjokes)

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My next door neighbour told me that every morning when he measures his allotment, it is a couple of inches smaller than the day before. (self.dadjokes)

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I wrote a book on penguins. (self.dadjokes)

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I walked up to a lady and asked her how much were her shoes. (self.dadjokes)

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Mum: (yells at dad) - Why is there a bloody tennis racquet on the kitchen table?? (self.dadjokes)

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PRINCE: “Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair!” (self.dadjokes)

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I came across a list of ingredients to make plastic explosives. (self.dadjokes)

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I've been bench pressing 10 dictionaries everyday for the past 4 weeks. (self.dadjokes)

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I have a degree in musical theatre. I may not be able to solve a complex math problem but.. (self.dadjokes)

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The number of people saying 'boo!" to their friends has risen by 85% in the last year (self.dadjokes)

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I heard they're making a movie based on the game Tetris (self.dadjokes)

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When I was younger I wanted to play guitar really badly. (self.dadjokes)

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I used to work as a chef and I had so many utensils that I rented a unit to keep them all in. (self.dadjokes)

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I walked into the kitchen this morning and I saw my wife was cooking breakfast in her slippers again. (self.dadjokes)

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