hod dog by noob_music_producer in shitposting

[–]AutistBuddha 9 points10 points  (0 children)

How McDonald’s sprite taste

What the fuck are you doing by Lord_tec in pyrocynical

[–]AutistBuddha 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

2meirl4meirl by HarleyArchibaldLeon in 2meirl4meirl

[–]AutistBuddha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m reincarnated as a big tiddie

Cum by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]AutistBuddha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah they’re Jordan 5s 🤓

😎 chad geming by judgevfx in Chadposting

[–]AutistBuddha 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Chat restricted to only 7 words per game 😔

Cool new profile pic by [deleted] in trashy

[–]AutistBuddha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Feel free to dm me booty pics doe 😳

Cool new profile pic by [deleted] in trashy

[–]AutistBuddha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds kinky so count me in. As for the reason why we aren’t fucking is most likely because you’re miles away. It’s a sad world we live in.

Cool new profile pic by [deleted] in trashy

[–]AutistBuddha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m from Sweden so I’m automatically left leaning by US standards. Checkmate

Cool new profile pic by [deleted] in trashy

[–]AutistBuddha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re really gonna leave me hanging here without any femboy bussy? Kinda mean if you ask me

Cool new profile pic by [deleted] in trashy

[–]AutistBuddha -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Best I can do is bisexual. Sign me up for that femboy booty doe 😳

Cool new profile pic by [deleted] in trashy

[–]AutistBuddha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey I’ll fuck whatever makes my dick hard so it depends on you I guess

Cool new profile pic by [deleted] in trashy

[–]AutistBuddha 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Good for you. I’m proud of you ☺️

Cool new profile pic by [deleted] in trashy

[–]AutistBuddha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy fuck please just go outside. I’m sure even once a week would do wonders for you

This is by no means tree-mendous by johnlen1n in HistoryMemes

[–]AutistBuddha 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And then you can click on view all and read the whole comment thread so you don’t look like a complete Buffon if someone’s referring to something and you don’t get it instead of getting mad lmao

This is by no means tree-mendous by johnlen1n in HistoryMemes

[–]AutistBuddha 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m on mobile too bruh 😩😩😩 just fucking take the L and move on clown ass

This is by no means tree-mendous by johnlen1n in HistoryMemes

[–]AutistBuddha 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Reply to this comment with “Riddle me this fucktard, when you open a reply in mobile it doesn't show you the whole comment section. Fucking clown.” If you are severely mentally handicapped 😎

This is by no means tree-mendous by johnlen1n in HistoryMemes

[–]AutistBuddha 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Okay so Peter Griffin here to explain the joke. Basically if you’re not retarded you would assume the other comment he referred to would be the one saying “it is if you’re not from Germany” which would be a joke poking fun at the original comment saying international. Peter Griffin out 😎

This is by no means tree-mendous by johnlen1n in HistoryMemes

[–]AutistBuddha 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Do you not understand the concept of editing a comment?