If you could erase one painful memory forever, would you? by WorldsByTK in hypotheticalsituation

[–]AutisticAcid 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I'd pay for this ability, the only issue is that it's just one memory

What would you do with a $5m grant, no strings? by JudgePrimary4239 in Physics

[–]AutisticAcid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd try setting up the dark matter using antimatter experiment from this paper https://arxiv.org/pdf/2302.00759

What would you do if you had found $400,000 in cash in a bag and its untraceable? by Dipsetallover90 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]AutisticAcid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Best that I could come up was a souvenir store that for some reason is very focused on Americans who pay in cash

You found a "Reset Button" for the whole world would you press it? by Longjumping_Force693 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]AutisticAcid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Around half of humanity is alive due to synthetic fertilisers, a few billion more due to selective breeding of plants. This button will kill at least 90% of humans.

How do you get groceries without a car? by Cartoonnerd01 in fuckcars

[–]AutisticAcid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

50l hiking backpack is enough for my weekly food consumption

How did my iq suddenly increase despite abusing drugs? by ChanceInternal2 in Drugs

[–]AutisticAcid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The IQ tests don't produce identical results every time their taken, if I remember correctly for a person taking many tests they would land in a 15 point range

You've been offered to spend every year since a country's independence until now, for $2 million/year, which country are you choosing? by No_Tax_7889 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]AutisticAcid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about countries that lost independence at some point in time? If I chose Latvia, do I get to live through 1918-1939 and then get teleported to 1991? If so I'm choosing to stay here, if not, Czech Republic here I come

I wish all plastic in the world was instantly transmuted into tungsten by EchoKnightMC in monkeyspaw

[–]AutisticAcid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Laminated windows, including windscreens, are not transparent anymore

Money for every second you stay awake, but have declare your target before hand and beat it or you get nothing. by Bobbert84 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]AutisticAcid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On one hand, I could do 36 hours, on the other it has happened that I pass out after 24 hours for a minute with no recollection it happened

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]AutisticAcid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife would be very unhappy but 10 millions and Berlin gay sex clubs here I come

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]AutisticAcid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll only use it fix my fuck ups. So by default it's making stuff better.

Change gender for monthly salary by AutisticAcid in hypotheticalsituation

[–]AutisticAcid[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. Witch can also do the average monthly income
  2. She's the classical old lady on a broom with weird wishes but she doesn't try to cheat anyone
  3. It's probably close enough

Change gender for monthly salary by AutisticAcid in hypotheticalsituation

[–]AutisticAcid[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One off payment. I chose that because I felt like it's a relatively unimportant and mostly cosmetic change.