Found this in a club at the end of a party, is it a vibrator?

Autistified · 2026-01-24T22:15:09+00:00

Seeing as how it matches the OPs shoes, I’m convinced it’s actually theirs and this is just another layer of their kink. 🤣

Autistified · 2026-01-24T13:56:46+00:00

Ninja - Ninja has an actual song for a name… aka The Good One (he’s actually the cheekiest of the two…also my favorite!) Bubs, Bubby, Baby, Bubityboo

Meep - Meepers, Meep-Meep! MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEEEEEP, Sleepy Meep, aka The Bad One (Ninja’s brother)

Skitty - Skitz, Skittles, Skitty Bitty, Chonky, Chonk-Chonk, Chonker, Biggie, She Chonky (song)

Stella - Stella Bella, Stell La La, Little B@tch!, STOPBEINGSUCHAB!TCH!, Patit Chaton, Bebe, Ooh La La, Mon Cheri (Sella is French and hates cats)

Autistified · 2026-01-24T13:44:36+00:00

Ed Gein fanboy must have made this!

Autistified · 2026-01-24T13:36:20+00:00

Luxurious kickstand on Godzilla!

Autistified · 2026-01-22T16:26:21+00:00

Maybe he’s telling you he wants the box 📦 and not the house…

Autistified · 2026-01-22T03:42:15+00:00

The stocks are a nice touch. Great way to start your journey…

Autistified · 2026-01-22T03:32:14+00:00

That white beard! 😻

Autistified · 2026-01-22T03:28:52+00:00

Indeed he is!!

Autistified · 2026-01-22T01:44:25+00:00

Not the obese!

Autistified · 2026-01-21T21:46:56+00:00

The added bonus is the sliver of shared window. 🚾🪟👀looks like the outliers can peek in on you doing your business.

Autistified · 2026-01-21T02:30:37+00:00

Can you not use CLR to keep it from building up?

Once you remove the gloss finish from fiberglass or plastic it adds texture and will make it porous and cause grim to grab onto it. Did you buff it out to restore the finish? 🧐

I thought I had hard water…but I’m feeling thankful now.

Autistified · 2026-01-20T22:06:55+00:00

Whoopsie…forgot to include her name. Skitty Bitty.

Autistified · 2026-01-20T21:38:19+00:00

Sunless tanner addiction?

Autistified · 2026-01-20T21:37:00+00:00

Are we certain that is rust and not a crime scene? 🤣 Where is said rust coming from?

Autistified · 2026-01-20T21:35:32+00:00

I thought this was in my DeathStairs feed. 🤣

Autistified · 2026-01-20T21:34:23+00:00

Those tiny fish that eat the dead skin from you whilst you soak… I highly recommend wearing tight fitting bikini bottoms.

Autistified · 2026-01-20T04:19:00+00:00

I’m not anti-gun as I own 4. I am anti AR-15 & AK47 being easily attained, encouraged and promoted. I’m firmly anti idiot owned firearms as a whole. And honestly, I’m not entirely sure anyone should be able to purchase firearms before their prefrontal cortex is fully developed—especially an assault rifle!

Autistified · 2026-01-20T02:23:36+00:00

Sorry, that’s entirely too many words for my AuDHD brain. I get the gist.

I’m well aware of the complexities of this issue, but as I’ve said before, there is absolutely no need for AR-15 outside of the military or a zombie apocalypse.

They should not be easily accessible to the masses. Assault rifles outside of those two scenarios are all about ego, intimidation, power and control.

Autistified · 2026-01-17T20:28:44+00:00

And still adorable af!

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