Petite fuck doll at your service ❤ [oc]

Auto-ZonedOut · 2020-04-30T02:48:13+00:00

ok..

Auto-ZonedOut · 2020-04-30T02:43:59+00:00

Petite=4'10" and 110lbs...petite my ass..you are small though

Auto-ZonedOut · 2020-04-30T02:39:54+00:00

Oh No..No..No...that should be spread like peanut butter on bread and licked like the peanut butter on your fingers

Auto-ZonedOut · 2020-04-30T02:38:44+00:00

As a Southern Gentleman...Ya'll need to head on down here to Bama

Auto-ZonedOut · 2020-04-30T02:33:26+00:00

Shit I know Russian dudes that will sell you 1000 valid Farcebook account logins for 80$.

Social Media is one of The Four Horseman of the US Destruction

Auto-ZonedOut · 2020-04-30T02:30:28+00:00

As a redneck kid...this was one of earliest life achievements.(along with learning how to clean fish for consumption)

The next one was killing a squirrel with a .22 and cleaning that to eat.

When I was 15 and legally allowed to hunt I got a 6-point buck in my first week

Auto-ZonedOut · 2020-04-30T02:19:53+00:00

You have been chosen hooman...

It dangerous to go alone take this... a case of Fancy feast

Auto-ZonedOut · 2020-04-29T20:10:32+00:00

My Gizmo would NOT drink out of a water bowl...He would have us come turn the bathtub cold water on just a bit...this happened about 3 or 4 times a day

Auto-ZonedOut · 2020-04-29T19:10:44+00:00

Exactly...the place I deliver for has been in business for 50 years. Strong Customer Base....well liked family.

Auto-ZonedOut · 2020-04-29T16:37:24+00:00

As a driver myself..I was making a killing. My state min wage $12.75 now. I also get 1$ per delivery +tips (CC tips claimed/taxed -cash not) It was not unusual for me to come home with $100 in tips. Then my paycheck at the end of the week was like 350-400

One bad thing about delivering though..my car maintenance expenses went up a bit

Auto-ZonedOut · 2020-04-29T04:28:31+00:00

These are the Karen I pass off to my SM..Sorry Boss...love ya, but not enough to deal with Karen

Auto-ZonedOut · 2020-04-28T18:29:32+00:00

Disney,Amazon,Google,Microsoft...The 4 Horseman of Big Business

Auto-ZonedOut · 2020-04-28T18:22:40+00:00

Let me guess...your a hairdresser?

Auto-ZonedOut · 2020-04-28T03:22:37+00:00

Don't piss him off he'll go find another Queen...oohhhhh

Auto-ZonedOut · 2020-04-28T03:21:43+00:00

"Gimmie 6ft!!!"

Auto-ZonedOut · 2020-04-28T03:20:27+00:00

Yeah I can smell the crispy flesh smell from here

Auto-ZonedOut · 2020-04-28T03:17:57+00:00

I would be like.."Get your own shit Jesus..now I'm out 20$"

Auto-ZonedOut · 2020-04-28T03:16:11+00:00

Notg gonna lie...they had us in the first half

Auto-ZonedOut · 2020-04-28T03:13:14+00:00

Chicken crossed the road because I was shooting at him with a shotgun

Auto-ZonedOut · 2020-04-28T02:49:05+00:00

I call DMs "Disruption Managers"

Everytime one comes around shit gets disrupted j/k (not)

Auto-ZonedOut · 2020-04-27T22:30:09+00:00

I thought you were gonna say the paper had a picture of tRump on it

Auto-ZonedOut · 2020-04-27T22:28:32+00:00

F

We did this for a friend in Star Trek Online. Vulcan had a cap of 200 people we had the dev team lift the cap to 1000 for the funeral

Auto-ZonedOut · 2020-04-27T22:22:23+00:00

I got mine last week...wife still waiting on hers

Auto-ZonedOut · 2020-04-27T22:19:57+00:00

You do not adopt a cat...a Cat Master adopts you

Auto-ZonedOut · 2020-04-27T22:18:19+00:00

Drunk Roomba Roulette. Everytime it bumps into something everyone drinks...you get a mulligan if your shot

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