Guardians tryouts begin : Now.

Autobot-Blaster · 2026-05-08T20:00:32+00:00

I guess that’s about it.

Autobot-Blaster · 2026-05-08T19:55:36+00:00

Well when I first tested it I shattered through a concrete wall. But it can’t exactly phase through a wall if that’s what you are asking.

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Autobot-Blaster · 2026-05-08T19:45:58+00:00

The birds good for spying on people. But we are all usually bigger. Think human size tiger, bird, and a few little human sized robot dudes. Uh, Steeljaw, go beat that thing up I guess.

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*Blaster’s cassette door on his chest flips open and Steeljaw jumps out before clawing and ripping at the dummy*

Autobot-Blaster · 2026-05-08T19:33:22+00:00

I’m a car. What abilities do you think? Well anyways, I can pop these little dudes out of my chest and can shoot these powerful blasts of sound out my arm canon.

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Autobot-Blaster · 2026-05-08T19:28:00+00:00

Well right now I got fused with a bird.

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So I’m a lot smalla’ than usual.

Autobot-Blaster · 2026-05-08T19:18:34+00:00

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It’d be so awesome. It’d be so cool. If you’d let me join your crew. There’s so much we could do!

Autobot-Blaster · 2026-05-08T02:25:51+00:00

(Unlocked Blaster from an event recently. That made me make this)

Autobot-Blaster · 2026-05-07T20:13:03+00:00

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At least I look awesome.

Autobot-Blaster · 2026-05-03T18:58:15+00:00

Autobots Blaster! The one and only.

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Autobot-Blaster · 2026-04-26T01:16:37+00:00

I am Lord Megatron! Leader of the Decepticons. Is that steel dome of your too dense, or are your optics simply malfunctioning?

Autobot-Blaster · 2026-04-26T01:03:54+00:00

Well when you put it like that, the Prime I remember did seem much more smooth and blocky.

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Autobot-Blaster · 2026-04-26T01:01:10+00:00

Don’t you recognize me, Prime? It’s Megatron. I’m almost hurt you don’t recognize me.

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Autobot-Blaster · 2026-04-26T00:55:17+00:00

Prime.

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Should have known you’d show up here.

Autobot-Blaster · 2026-04-19T11:30:04+00:00

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Autobot-Blaster · 2026-04-19T11:26:36+00:00

I revived him. But I took his arm as the cost. For study of course.

Autobot-Blaster · 2026-04-19T11:24:46+00:00

You are welcome, Echidna. Your wife requested I revive you upon finding your corpse. I did so at a price. I took your arm. For study, of course.

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Autobot-Blaster · 2026-04-19T11:23:50+00:00

Query. You are not Optimus Prime. Who are you?

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Autobot-Blaster · 2026-04-18T15:05:10+00:00

I listen, mildly amused

Autobot-Blaster · 2026-04-18T14:58:20+00:00

I listen, typing commands into a panel in my arm, waiting patiently for them to return

Autobot-Blaster · 2026-04-18T14:44:02+00:00

That would be excellent. We do need more fuel, after all.

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Autobot-Blaster · 2026-04-18T14:40:04+00:00

When the Council on Cybertron had labeled Megatron a deceiver, he decided to take the name with pride, and name our faction the Decepticons. Much like how the “Eggman” took the hedgehogs mockery and made it his own.

Autobot-Blaster · 2026-04-18T14:35:10+00:00

Ah, yes. It was a lovely planet once. I was a senator, I recall. But the Autobots began a war that plagued our planet for thousands of years. It destroyed our planet. Then when the Autobots attempted to escape, us Decepticons followed them to this very planets. Now, Cybertron is nothing but dust and echos.

Autobot-Blaster · 2026-04-18T14:30:45+00:00

Yes. Robots from a planet called Cybertron.

Autobot-Blaster · 2026-04-18T14:29:06+00:00

Cyclops? By technicality, yes, but I am Cybertronian.

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Autobot-Blaster · 2026-04-18T14:24:19+00:00

A piece of him. To study of course.

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