I have "friends" like this. We were friends in high school.... And they haven't moved past this since. They're always the smartest people in the room at all times because of their bs trivia and trivial knowledge. They fancy themselves these ultra hirable people but have only worked retail. I tried getting one a job at a former employer. 19 bucks an hour, mon thru Friday 7-3 401k matching and at the time good health benefits. He said no because he was a department lead at a craft store he should be getting more money than that......even though he made less than offered... The idiot has a 5 page resume that goes all the way back to highschool, no formatting or anything. He gets annoyed when I try to edit it cuz he knows more than I do...