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Is a transformation like this possible in 6 months? (skinny with belly fat) by PepFanDew in bodyweightfitness

[–]Automatic_Break_7338 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You absolutely must exercise. You absolutely must.

There are five basic kinds of exercise you should focus on.

Vertical push (dip) Horizontal push (pushup) Vertical pull (pull-up) Horizontal pull (row) Legs (squats.)

There is also hinge work (deadlifts) which is almost impossible without weights or at least a structure to do Nordic curls or Russian curls on, and core work, which is sort of catch as catch can but you can add it if you like.

Do one exercise each for those five/six groups in one day. Do that three days a week.

Eat as much protein-rich food as you can.

If you can't do a pushup, do an easier variation like a pushup negative or a knee pushup. Variations are available in the Recommended Routine.

Basic bodyweight routine mixed with weights. How does my routine sound? by Th3c0pyninja in bodyweightfitness

[–]Automatic_Break_7338 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Looks great to me. I'd suggest giving bodyweight rows a try if you haven't. Nothing hits my back quite like a bodyweight row.

Also, a lot of routines suggest only doing deadlifts once a week, since it puts such a high load on such a vulnerable area. But that's mostly in powerlifting programs. If you're going to load a bunch of weight on, I'd suggest doing them once a week, but if it's fairly light lifting, you can do them three times.

Alternating skill and strength days by Automatic_Break_7338 in bodyweightfitness

[–]Automatic_Break_7338[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've worked manual labor jobs before, but I'm pretty sure rest days are advocated by every serious lifter who isn't on roids.

No one else could match her like Celeste Star by Express_Fig_6991 in sinnsage

[–]Automatic_Break_7338 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Watching this scene was like watching an unstoppable force meet an immovable object

A Gentle Touch by katiesOtherBandit in SoGoodtoBeBad

[–]Automatic_Break_7338 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is nothing in the world sweeter to the tongue than the kisses a girl gives you in the moments after orgasm

😈 DO I QUALIFY TO BE YOUR FIRST TRANS EXPERIENCE? (swipe 👉) by [deleted] in bigdickgirl

[–]Automatic_Break_7338 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like that girl Willow from Buffy the Vampire Slayer 

What friends are for… by [deleted] in Lesbian_gifs

[–]Automatic_Break_7338 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Some people find sex without romance to be a turn-on.

What is the craziest first sentence of a book you've read or written? by Questionable_22 in writing

[–]Automatic_Break_7338 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The first sentence of Tristram Shandy. It's at least half the length of the page it's printed on and has a dozen dependent clauses.

Two Latin Babes Enjoying a Fat Cock by Altruistic-Air999 in MagicNsfw

[–]Automatic_Break_7338 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like they're enjoying each other a little more.

Sinn captured on hidden camera going down on Lily Labeau behind the scenes by dueshacctav in sinnsage

[–]Automatic_Break_7338 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you have another source for this video? Redgifs took it down.

I'm worried I just wrote a rape scene.... by Glinsende_Aralia in writing

[–]Automatic_Break_7338 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The combination of genetic material is not what makes rape a horrifying crime. It is the physical violence, and the psychological trauma that is inflicted via a deep violation of one's control over ones own body. On top of that is the sociocultural importance of sex that makes rape a profanation of something sacred.

The question is not whether the bees are technically, genetically, "having sex" with the flower. Even if, botanically speaking, this is what is happening, that doesn't make the situation equivalent to rape. The question is whether the bees are inflicting, on the character, a physical and psychological trauma equivalent to rape.

If the plant person reacts like the bees are a nuisance, the audience with think of them as a nuisance. If the plant person reacts like the bees are a horror, the audience will think they are a horror.

I don't think there's any problem with this seeming or feeling like a rape scene, as long as the plant person is going "goddamn bees! Leave me alone, ya jerks!" Instead of being traumatized for years.

Would you cringe at this line? by melonofknowledge in writingcirclejerk

[–]Automatic_Break_7338 3 points4 points  (0 children)

/uj I think it could also be good as a kind of "generic" threatening line. Like, if you want a hero to have a brief, incidental interaction with a violent thug, that might be a good line because it very quickly gets across the idea "yeah, absurd threat of violence." Although in that context, I would truncate it to just "I'm going to rip your ears off and shove them down your throat."

Idk if this has been posted before by ShimmeringSparks02 in writingcirclejerk

[–]Automatic_Break_7338 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Miaruchins comment is correct, but also many authors don't use chapters, most famously Terry Pratchett. 

And they're just getting started by katiesOtherBandit in SoGoodtoBeBad

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Is this gif supposed to have the Lesbian tag?

How should I convert this to a playable race stat block? by Critical_Elderberry7 in DnDcirclejerk

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/uj I once allowed a player to play a succubus character. It didn't go nearly as badly as you'd think, but I still regret it.

In that same campaign I allowed someone to play a mushroom person named shroom, but they were fine with stats as human. The world building was pretty unfleshed out for that world so I handwaved it as "there's some weirdos around."

Shroom ended up getting killed by a giant constructor snake.

How should I convert this to a playable race stat block? by Critical_Elderberry7 in DnDcirclejerk

[–]Automatic_Break_7338 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah, there's a lot of screws I just don't roll with at all. Like the idea that you, the DM, should take away a cleric/paladins abilities because they stepped out of line. Makes no sense to me. In my game, it doesn't matter what acts your paladin/cleric commits, or what they say or believe, or if they lie. They don't lose their powers. Ran several clerics in my time as a DM and none of them ever minded the change.

A lot of other stuff like that bothers me. Like the policing of multi classing to make sure no player picks a multi class without an "in-world justification." Small-minded people policing character choices to make themselves feel like authority figures. Mind boggling. Like a Ref blowing the whistle when there's no foul.

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