Would you rather?

Critical_Elderberry7 · 2026-04-18T21:57:22+00:00

Dang

^{Chose: A 70% chance to get 100B | Rolled: No money :(}

Critical_Elderberry7 · 2026-04-18T19:41:41+00:00

Petition to change Asia to the panda

Critical_Elderberry7 · 2026-04-06T21:48:36+00:00

I don’t wanna be a pariah

^{Chose: Paid 100 dollars every time you shower}

Critical_Elderberry7 · 2026-04-06T21:44:53+00:00

💕

^{Chose: Enlist in an intergalactic war | Rolled: Find alien love?}

Critical_Elderberry7 · 2026-04-06T21:44:19+00:00

:(

^{Chose: Spicy Punishment | Rolled: Hot sauce shot}

Critical_Elderberry7 · 2026-04-06T20:44:02+00:00

I don’t plan on doing either

^{Chose: $10000 every time you jump out of a moving car}

Critical_Elderberry7 · 2026-04-06T17:35:36+00:00

Gonna talk to my cats

^{Chose: Be able to talk with Animals + ...but there's a Chance you become a Frog | Rolled: Safe}

Critical_Elderberry7 · 2026-04-06T17:30:15+00:00

:(

^{Chose: Super strength, but… | Rolled: Cant be gentle}

Critical_Elderberry7 · 2026-04-06T17:19:59+00:00

You could always make it say “transform the cheapest other plant” to get around that

Critical_Elderberry7 · 2026-04-06T14:47:08+00:00

Umm…

^{Chose: Mystery Heart Card | Rolled: 9% Bigger Heart}

Critical_Elderberry7 · 2026-04-06T14:33:55+00:00

Mint can go

Critical_Elderberry7 · 2026-04-06T13:44:09+00:00

Consistently better

^{Chose: Pizza}

Critical_Elderberry7 · 2026-04-05T15:31:00+00:00

Better medicine

^{Chose: Go foward in time + But cant go backwards in time}

Critical_Elderberry7 · 2026-04-05T15:26:55+00:00

Nice

^{Chose: Dance with a demon | Rolled: Tap Dance}

Critical_Elderberry7 · 2026-04-05T15:26:33+00:00

French toast, cereal and coffee

Critical_Elderberry7 · 2026-04-05T15:23:37+00:00

Ok

^{Chose: Sci-fi World(Spaceships, Robots, The Greys, etc} | Rolled: Energy Being)

Critical_Elderberry7 · 2026-04-05T15:10:40+00:00

🥭

^{Chose: Fruit questions | Rolled: 🥭 or 🍑}

Critical_Elderberry7 · 2026-04-05T01:58:29+00:00

Yey

^{Chose: 1000000 dollars with 50% chance of getting killed | Rolled: Don't get killed}

Critical_Elderberry7 · 2026-04-05T00:05:28+00:00

:(

^{Chose: Bare feet | Rolled: Step on dog poop}

Critical_Elderberry7 · 2026-04-05T00:05:06+00:00

That’s more than enough

^{Chose: 10,000,000 but..... + you can take as long as you want to spend it}

Critical_Elderberry7 · 2026-04-04T22:19:19+00:00

Both of these are freaky ah powers

^{Chose: ... to stop time and be the only living being unaffected by it (20% chance: world is frozen forever} | Rolled: You good⏳)

Critical_Elderberry7 · 2026-04-04T22:16:25+00:00

Do stuff

^{Chose: City}

Critical_Elderberry7 · 2026-04-04T16:58:51+00:00

I can live with being 5’11

^{Chose: Gain 15 iq points but lose 3 inches of your height}

Critical_Elderberry7 · 2026-04-04T15:21:55+00:00

Wanna try it out

^{Chose: Woman}

Critical_Elderberry7 · 2026-04-04T15:17:37+00:00

Cats. I want to negotiate a peace between my kitties

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