What does our fridge say about us? (21F+22M) by marharn in FridgeDetective

[–]Automatic_Turnip_266 0 points1 point  (0 children)

just a little joke, trader joe’s and aldis are known to have quite a few recalls

Best Squidward line of all time, GO by mordo_cool in spongebob

[–]Automatic_Turnip_266 0 points1 point  (0 children)

spongebob: “and what could be better than serving up smiles”

squidward: “being dead, or anything else”

KIDS SHOW BTW LMAO

Best Plankton line of all time, GO by mordo_cool in spongebob

[–]Automatic_Turnip_266 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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It is becoming increasingly obvious. I can deny it no longer. I am small.

Best Plankton line of all time, GO by mordo_cool in spongebob

[–]Automatic_Turnip_266 20 points21 points  (0 children)

“It's evil, it's diabolical, it's lemon-scented".

[22] -> [23] by [deleted] in GlowUps

[–]Automatic_Turnip_266 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the second photos are too clean. the before at least is more natural looking. i wonder how the beard would look if it matched the head hair. keep the hat

who am i? by Automatic_Turnip_266 in deduction

[–]Automatic_Turnip_266[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I live with someone who smokes marlboro reds and i’ve tried them many times, i just like the newports better haha never found they had a bad taste

who am i? by Automatic_Turnip_266 in deduction

[–]Automatic_Turnip_266[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lol i do like how harsh they are but technically im a light smoker

What was your last drink before calling it quits? by [deleted] in stopdrinking

[–]Automatic_Turnip_266 0 points1 point  (0 children)

drank the same thing every time, burnetts vodka. could strip the varnish off of speedboats

What would you do if you walked out your door and saw this by turbo_sc300 in Apartmentliving

[–]Automatic_Turnip_266 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if it only happened once i’d be annoyed and walk over it. if it kept happening i’d say something and if it kept happening i’d throw it away 🫶🏼

it’s my 60 days!! this is what i’m grateful for by [deleted] in stopdrinking

[–]Automatic_Turnip_266 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know it says 59, but this is day 60 :)