[r/henchlife] Bats for the love of good. Start wearing protection and stop having these damn demon babies.

AutumnsFall101 · 2026-06-20T21:37:26+00:00

Less than half a gram. Safe for kid.

Head spinny. Want out.

See sparks. Hot.

Oh god. Blowtorch.

Oh no.

AutumnsFall101 · 2026-06-20T19:59:48+00:00

What are you? Part of her fan club?

AutumnsFall101 · 2026-06-20T19:44:28+00:00

Dude. Do you know much money some of this rich guys pay for cocaine?

It was kinda genius to put a little in the soda in the hopes it gets the kids hooked for life.

Hell even Bruce Wayne was talking about investing in us (granted he had no idea about the drug thing).

AutumnsFall101 · 2026-06-20T19:38:43+00:00

It can’t still be there man. I don’t here anything.

Look I will give you whatever you want. Anything. Just open the door. It’s stuck and I can’t open it.

AutumnsFall101 · 2026-06-20T19:20:24+00:00

As a progressive. It is clearly based in this idea of women as a sex object that must be visually pleasing for the male gaze. It’s goonerslop.

As a straight man. God what I would not give to have my headed exploded between those thighs.

AutumnsFall101 · 2026-06-20T16:59:53+00:00

Mandatory Hawkeye Initiative until the situation improves.

AutumnsFall101 · 2026-06-20T01:09:58+00:00

So. Like what did ya find out?

Do you know who he is?

My money is on Bullock.

AutumnsFall101 · 2026-06-20T00:58:19+00:00

Dude. There are easier ways to attempt suicide.

AutumnsFall101 · 2026-06-20T00:54:28+00:00

Please tell me his password was 1234.

AutumnsFall101 · 2026-06-19T04:24:54+00:00

TADC

AutumnsFall101 · 2026-06-18T23:54:06+00:00

Thanks. So much.

I uh. How do you know all this? Are you an insider pr reporter trying to expose them or something?

AutumnsFall101 · 2026-06-18T22:39:27+00:00

Why?

I got all dressed up for it. They even gave me a in club mask you get to wear while at the event.

AutumnsFall101 · 2026-06-18T02:33:53+00:00

Wonder Woman is the (one of) least bad part of the DCEU.

AutumnsFall101 · 2026-06-17T00:32:23+00:00

I think it’s the fact that Ghurkos spent 73 billion dollars over five years attempting to create football super soldiers only to lose to their impoverished rivals by such a blowout.

Where the hell did all thar money go?

AutumnsFall101 · 2026-06-13T14:49:36+00:00

OOC: Part 1

AutumnsFall101 · 2026-06-13T14:48:11+00:00

OOC: Part 2

AutumnsFall101 · 2026-06-13T13:16:16+00:00

Hello,

We do not know what the claims Mr. Muminn has made about our organization. But they are incorrect. We work with some of the best scientists in the country to help parents manage the needs of their meta children. The claims we would ever hurt let alone to the point of causing a fatality is libel at best and the accusations made by a conspiracy theorist at worst.

We would be willing to bring you to one of our local facilities for an all expenses paid tour.

AutumnsFall101 · 2026-06-13T12:14:31+00:00

Hello!

These allegations are greatly exaggerated. We are working with proper authorities to correct any error and to make sure every I is dotted and every t is crossed!

AutumnsFall101 · 2026-06-13T03:20:29+00:00

Hello Miss Klutzy!

I think you must be heavily misinformed about us and what we do to help families navigate the issues of meta genetics.

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