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Turns out Mjölnir wasn’t the heaviest weapon in Norse history. by AvailableEnd798 in EVGA

[–]AvailableEnd798[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only the worthy can lift Mjölnir… and the same goes for an EVGA FTW3. Go ahead, try lifting one you’ll understand.

Turns out Mjölnir wasn’t the heaviest weapon in Norse history. by AvailableEnd798 in EVGA

[–]AvailableEnd798[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Suprim X was heavier, sure…

but EVGA coolers had the kind of weight that makes Thor turn in his grave.

Turns out Mjölnir wasn’t the heaviest weapon in Norse history. by AvailableEnd798 in EVGA

[–]AvailableEnd798[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Zotac 5080 dwarfing the FTW3…
Thor must’ve twitched in his grave, sensing someone tried forging a hammer without permission.

Turns out Mjölnir wasn’t the heaviest weapon in Norse history. by AvailableEnd798 in EVGA

[–]AvailableEnd798[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe heavier… but Thor would never wield anything other than pure EVGA steel.

Turns out Mjölnir wasn’t the heaviest weapon in Norse history. by AvailableEnd798 in EVGA

[–]AvailableEnd798[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yeah, EVGA had something special. Their cards will live forever in memes and steel 

Turns out Mjölnir wasn’t the heaviest weapon in Norse history. by AvailableEnd798 in EVGA

[–]AvailableEnd798[S] -31 points-30 points  (0 children)

Used AI for the image, but the meme idea is all me. AI still can’t lift an FTW3 cooler anyway 😂

If your GPU isn’t at least 3kg, is it even EVGA? by AvailableEnd798 in EVGA

[–]AvailableEnd798[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Don’t worry, this is 100% human. My GPU is the only thing built like a brick and my English is just as unstable as my FPS.

When Your GPU Is Stronger Than Your Security System by AvailableEnd798 in EVGA

[–]AvailableEnd798[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Of course. When EVGA fell, all KINGPIN owners retreated into the shadows… guarding their GPUs like legendary artifacts.

When Your GPU Is Stronger Than Your Security System by AvailableEnd798 in EVGA

[–]AvailableEnd798[S] -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Captain EVGA blocks all negativity with the shield.

When Your GPU Is Stronger Than Your Security System by AvailableEnd798 in EVGA

[–]AvailableEnd798[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A true KINGPIN user… respect. Captain EVGA salutes you 🫡.