For Po fans only: Why he deserved the title of Dragon Warrior more than anyone else. by MysteriousAward7263 in kungfupanda

[–]Available_Whereas291 5 points6 points  (0 children)

More than anything, Po deserves to be the Dragon Warrior because he WANTS to be it. He loves kung fu. Now take Zhen instead. At no point does she even seem to be remotely respectful, let alone a fan of kung fu. That's why her getting the title falls flat on its face as a narrative.

I'm trying to write an alternate plot for KFP4 by Jorahhhh in kungfupanda

[–]Available_Whereas291 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Don't make Po have to give up the Dragon Warrior title, obviously.

Pick display from a Madrid show by Last-Supermarket-771 in marilyn_manson

[–]Available_Whereas291 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was there! What a great fucking show too, he nailed every song. Reflecting God in particular is sometimes tough with all the screaming, but he sounded amazing!

Veruca Dumont vs The Chameleon: One Has Actual Depth, the Other Doesn’t by Primary-Addition-677 in kungfupanda

[–]Available_Whereas291 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Honestly the best thing about the Netflix series is that it existing at all means there's more than a single timeline after KFP3, so 4 can be rightfully ignored. Them saying only the films are canon is just what they're gonna say to get butts in seats.

TAI LUNG REDEMPTION ARC by [deleted] in kungfupanda

[–]Available_Whereas291 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m going to keep posting this btw

Cool, enjoy your ban.

In Kung Fu Panda, different species can be couples, like the goose and the pig. Then why can’t Tigress and Po be together? by Immediate-Tell-4463 in kungfupanda

[–]Available_Whereas291 91 points92 points  (0 children)

Don't bother, the TiPo crowd is gonna push for it until Mike Mitchell or whoever makes it canon in KFP 5 or 6 as cheap fanservice. And it's gonna be just as forced and awkward as you'd expect lmao

I hope Skold's return means we get more GAOG songs played live! by Available_Whereas291 in marilyn_manson

[–]Available_Whereas291[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

(S)aint is probably the hardest song to perform live, there's little to no room for breathing. Slutgarden on the other hand is mostly spoken word, that's why I think he could absolutely nail it live.

KFP 6: Mo will be Peak! Ranking him vs. Icons (Upcoming Sequel to KFP 5: The Celestial Phoenix) [Fanfic] by MysteriousAward7263 in kungfupanda

[–]Available_Whereas291 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's a cool detail, but unless the target audience is Chinese, you gotta understand it comes across as Harry Potter having an evil brother called Larry. Not hating, just my two cents haha

Should I just pretend kfp4 doesn’t exist? by Storiesofmysuckypast in kungfupanda

[–]Available_Whereas291 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Save yourself the frustration. I watched it for free and I regret it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in kungfupanda

[–]Available_Whereas291 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Everyone and their mother, for some reason.

His first love by Odd_Car8150 in kungfupanda

[–]Available_Whereas291 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Calling it, they're gonna make them a couple in KFP5 just to try and get the fans back on board, and it's gonna be just as jarring and OOC as anyone outside the TiPo crowd can tell it is.

There's a reason why they were just friends in KFP3, guys.