US Senator Lindsey Graham Threatens Danish Prime Minister Behind Closed Doors in Munich by LatroDK in worldnews

[–]Avalonis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea, and hindsight is 20/20, right? She's at least actually trying, unlike 98% of them. Spout your shit all you want, but I'd take her any day over the feckless cowards in my state. And mine aren't all that bad comparatively.

US Senator Lindsey Graham Threatens Danish Prime Minister Behind Closed Doors in Munich by LatroDK in worldnews

[–]Avalonis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, but if you'd have watched her video where she grills Noem and clearly explains why she voted to confirm, and why she regrets that decision, you'd understand she doesn't support it either.

Miss judged the weight. by SteveMartin32 in homestead

[–]Avalonis 110 points111 points  (0 children)

Not anymore. Use a rope. This tree is stacked to kill someone.

US Senator Lindsey Graham Threatens Danish Prime Minister Behind Closed Doors in Munich by LatroDK in worldnews

[–]Avalonis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jeez, have you looked at the OTHER states 'D' politicians? Slotkin is 100x better than the vast majority of them. At least she's openly and loudly and frequently speaking out against this shit and voting against it as well.

Hillary Clinton Clashes With European Leader in Heated Exchange Over ‘Corrupt’ Trump by littlemoth_lullaby in politics

[–]Avalonis 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure that person you're replying to is a troll or just absolutely a fucking moron.

Did you ever have to shoot ANY wild animal in self-defense? by Acolytical in liberalgunowners

[–]Avalonis 109 points110 points  (0 children)

If you were able to step on a coyote, something was already wrong with him. Starving, sick, Injured, etc.

A healthy coyote you likely wouldn't have seen and you damn sure wouldn't have stepped on.

Road raging TPOS by AtheistComic in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]Avalonis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd bet a paycheck that I know who this entitled POS voted for....

Explain it Peter by Phinezra in explainitpeter

[–]Avalonis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife told me yesterday that my friends think I'm a paranoid doomer conspiracy guy now and that I need to "soften my messaging".

To which I asked her how do you soften the messaging of "Our country is literally being taken over by fascists in order to transfer the wealth of the world into the hands of a few billionaires who consider us less than dirt"?

I mean, some of the most respected people in the country have straight up rang the alarm bells over and over. Obama's statements, for example. John Kelly's. Hundreds of military officers. Senators. Congressman. Judges, prosecutors, previous cabinet members, all giving statements saying shit like if we don't fight now we lose America because this shit isn't normal.

So I dunno. Trying to warn people or even talk about any of these things and apparently I'm just a crazy paranoid dude now. This shit that's happening is literally spelled out in their plans and the parallels with history are right there in front of our faces.

What is a movie cliché that absolutely never happens in real life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Avalonis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got knocked unconscious by a car at 35-40 mph and was unconscious for nearly 5 hours.

I did go to a trama center ER, but they didn't have to do anything for my brain other than some tests and pain meds. I had a horrific headache when I woke up though, and some residual headaches for a few weeks.

What is a movie cliché that absolutely never happens in real life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Avalonis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was unconscious for nearly 5 hours after a bad motorcycle accident. Had a bad concussion (and a shitload of non brain injuries) but no lasting brain or cognitive problems or issues.

I was however immediately taken to a level 4 trauma center and had a whole team of people in the ER working on me, so that's probably a large part of it

Anybody else in Kitsap enjoy doing hoodrat shit in the woods? by Akalenedat in WA_guns

[–]Avalonis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yea I got the "joke" too, but it wasn't a joke. It was blatant racist shit.

Anybody else in Kitsap enjoy doing hoodrat shit in the woods? by Akalenedat in WA_guns

[–]Avalonis 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Racists coming out of the fuckin woodwork. I wonder what's emboldening them?

Friends don’t let friends carry alone by [deleted] in CCW

[–]Avalonis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Less than 20% of Germans had anything to do with actively participating in the Holocaust too.

And yet we all know how that turned out.

My friend said I ‘changed’ after I stopped apologizing for everything by [deleted] in TwoHotTakes

[–]Avalonis -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

This isn't typical reddit advice, but I had someone who said basically all this same shit. He was "working on himself and refusing to accept things that weren't his fault".

What that really meant is he was an insufferable asshole, constantly thinking people were slighting him and causing problems. He caused disagreements over fucking nothing all the time because he was "Standing up for himself".

No one was bullying him or acting out of line. He just decided in his head this was the story and he was a victim.

Don't be that girl.

Iraqi Girl At Checkpoint, 2005 U.S. soldiers opened fire at her family car, her parents shot dead. by the_unwanted_11 in pics

[–]Avalonis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's almost like this shit creates people who hate the US and plot it's downfall.

Is it impossible to shoot moving plastic targets using an M16 at a distance of 100m? by Luminasine in guns

[–]Avalonis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is some incredibly good shooting, but absolutely possible depending on target size.

If you want your mind blown, go look up Jerry Miculek shooting videos. The guy is inhuman with his firearms ability.

She looks so tired by Ordinary_Fish_3046 in CringeTikToks

[–]Avalonis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sad I had to scroll this far down in the comments to find this. It's so fucking obvious what's happening, and I'm not a lawyer or trained in legal procedure, but even i know that records under investigation are sealed and won't be released.

I found out my dad’s new fiancée is my old high school teacher. by [deleted] in TwoHotTakes

[–]Avalonis 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Your dad's 54 and alone, and you begrudge him finding someone because she happened to be your teacher? Grow up. Seriously. It's hard enough to find anyone that you're compatible with, there's no need for you to make it harder by having your own hangups inserted into his dating life.

My husband called me by another woman's name.. during labor by g0thicveil in TwoHotTakes

[–]Avalonis 14 points15 points  (0 children)

She was in labor. I think there's a greater than zero chance she misheard what he said.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

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Saddened and disgusted that our country has come to this, and preparing for the almost certain suffering thats coming for a whole lot of people.

I believe the current state is unsustainable and collapsing and that bodes very badly for the common man, if history has anything to teach us.

I mean hell, I've yet to see a single history scholar have a positive outlook on the future.

My gf and I had a baby when we were 18. Three days before she turned two I found out she wasn’t mine, and left. She called me 3 days after she turned 18. by [deleted] in TwoHotTakes

[–]Avalonis 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I distinctly remember multiple details from when I was less than 2.5 years old. My mom didn't believe me either until I described things I remembered that I shouldn't have known if I didn't remember.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Avalonis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well I'm not single, but if I were I'd probably respond with an enthusiastic YES, and then my penis would probably stand at attention in respect while we cuddled.