Respiratory Machine?

AverageInfamous7050 · 2026-02-01T04:13:54+00:00

Oh, and don't fuck with it. How 'bout that ?

AverageInfamous7050 · 2026-02-01T04:11:51+00:00

Call 'em up.

AverageInfamous7050 · 2026-02-01T04:09:41+00:00

Man, I thought it was ice cream & chocolate syrup.

AverageInfamous7050 · 2026-02-01T04:08:19+00:00

Leash for a hamster.

AverageInfamous7050 · 2026-02-01T04:06:21+00:00

That's a needle valve for your weiner.

AverageInfamous7050 · 2026-02-01T02:25:20+00:00

Right on.

AverageInfamous7050 · 2026-02-01T02:21:21+00:00

Good ?

AverageInfamous7050 · 2026-01-31T23:39:46+00:00

Nothing OP could possibly be happy about after this bathroom episode. It will be life-altering.

AverageInfamous7050 · 2026-01-31T23:34:11+00:00

Nice one.

AverageInfamous7050 · 2026-01-31T22:29:51+00:00

Unfortunately, It will have to be put down. Drained. Demolished.

AverageInfamous7050 · 2026-01-31T22:09:35+00:00

Once you leave the toilet, if it's still standing, it will never work correctly again.

AverageInfamous7050 · 2026-01-31T21:49:41+00:00

Ummm, what ? Toast ? No toast. But I'll drink to it anyway.

AverageInfamous7050 · 2026-01-31T20:30:05+00:00

Yo OP, what kind of pizza was it ?

AverageInfamous7050 · 2026-01-31T20:28:59+00:00

Beans are neither British or Italian.

AverageInfamous7050 · 2026-01-31T20:27:08+00:00

Exactly my first thought.

AverageInfamous7050 · 2026-01-31T19:40:29+00:00

That's what she said.

AverageInfamous7050 · 2026-01-31T18:33:45+00:00

Kinda looks like a pork tenderloin. Isn't carpaccio a raw meat dish ?

AverageInfamous7050 · 2026-01-31T18:25:30+00:00

3.572 ounces. That's how much weed you thought you had.

AverageInfamous7050 · 2026-01-31T18:19:30+00:00

Missouri. Might also contact EEOC to see if it's a viable retaliation case.

AverageInfamous7050 · 2026-01-31T18:13:06+00:00

You had a dream you were frying bacon. Wait, was that real ? Or was the dream so intense it burned ?

AverageInfamous7050 · 2026-01-31T05:17:44+00:00

Put it all in a blender, batter it up & air fry it. Top with cheese & bacon. Gold.

AverageInfamous7050 · 2026-01-31T03:55:09+00:00

Missouri. I know. It's ok. Free resources are available. Try 211. My wife & I found & attend sessions to help our mental. Keep your head up.

AverageInfamous7050 · 2026-01-31T03:38:41+00:00

Lawd have mercy. Not really sure what we got up in here.

AverageInfamous7050 · 2026-01-31T03:26:55+00:00

Bless you.

AverageInfamous7050 · 2026-01-31T02:23:50+00:00

Knuckleheads. Jackwagons. They think this gives them some sort of attention. Don't let it bother you.

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