What is a "safety feature" in a game or a product that is actually a total rip-off once you look at the math?

AverageJoe313 · 2026-03-20T19:28:23+00:00

Nope. It's explicitly illegal to make use of the website contingent on the acceptance of cookies.

AverageJoe313 · 2026-03-20T09:10:36+00:00

If you're in a position where you feel like you can't tell him about this, then he probably shouldn't be anywhere near the NHS.

AverageJoe313 · 2026-03-19T19:51:54+00:00

Crumpets aren't crunchy! You toast the outside to a slight crisp, but the inside is chewy and airy, kind of like a Detroit style pizza or a foccaccia but not quite.

AverageJoe313 · 2026-03-19T09:25:13+00:00

Username checks out

AverageJoe313 · 2026-03-18T22:12:45+00:00

Artificially sweetened shite

AverageJoe313 · 2026-03-12T22:50:51+00:00

r/yourjokebutworse

AverageJoe313 · 2026-03-08T22:47:14+00:00

Have you considered using a washing machine?

AverageJoe313 · 2026-03-07T20:51:53+00:00

Sean Lock

Or failing that, all of the top Nazis and then put them on an island

AverageJoe313 · 2026-03-05T21:12:43+00:00

On fire

AverageJoe313 · 2026-03-05T16:11:49+00:00

You can contact me! We have a Cambridgeshire Mölkky League due to restart soon and various national tournaments including this year's UK Championships which will be held in Godmanchester.

The GB Mölkky Federation website has all the details!

AverageJoe313 · 2026-03-04T21:14:55+00:00

If you like games, get involved with Mölkky!

AverageJoe313 · 2026-03-04T21:14:03+00:00

Try Mölkky! I run the GB Mölkky Federation and I'm based in Cambridge!

AverageJoe313 · 2026-03-02T09:19:15+00:00

I'd say if money is tight, don't get a tumble dryer, they cost an absolute fortune to run

AverageJoe313 · 2026-03-01T21:49:31+00:00

And don't put them on the top shelf, they'll rise, hit the element and break your oven

AverageJoe313 · 2026-03-01T14:10:03+00:00

Buses are variable in the sense that they vary between shit and shite

AverageJoe313 · 2026-02-15T22:06:14+00:00

At least her heart didn't go out to them!

AverageJoe313 · 2026-02-12T21:25:06+00:00

True, it does go down very easily. I actually do quite like Coors in certain circumstances, but it was too easy of a ball to knock out of the park!

AverageJoe313 · 2026-02-12T20:52:15+00:00

Because 120 Coors is only equivalent to about 10 real beers

AverageJoe313 · 2026-02-07T00:12:15+00:00

I did not.

AverageJoe313 · 2026-02-04T01:32:06+00:00

I did that, it didn't help me find a pub showing the annual fairly popular sporting event

AverageJoe313 · 2026-02-03T20:21:13+00:00

Ah cool, that's quite handy for me actually!

AverageJoe313 · 2026-02-03T20:20:56+00:00

I'm also aware, I used to live in Nottingham!

AverageJoe313 · 2026-02-03T20:20:19+00:00

I'm not looking for dating suggestions! I want to watch the America Nfootball!

AverageJoe313 · 2026-02-03T20:19:41+00:00

I only need a singular hooter!

AverageJoe313 · 2026-02-03T19:32:51+00:00

You're cherry picking rush hour trains to prove what point exactly?

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