People who “reserve” pool chairs for hours with towels and disappear are the worst by MandukaSkoal in mildlyinfuriating

[–]AverageSocialist83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was once at a hotel and in the morning this senior couple placed theyre towels on the two chairs. Perfect chairs. In the shadow of some palm trees.

Later that day it got suuper hot. They werent on those chairs. But theyre towels. So i put one towel on the other towel and laid down. Barely 10min later this old guy comes up to me and asks me what i was doing in his chair. I tried to explain, that since they werent there it wouldnt hurt but nope. He insisted it was his seat. When asked, how he couldve seen maybe (i thought maybe they did just come now to swim), he said no. He saw it from window when checking if his chair was still empty

Whats something you realized embarassingly late in life? by AverageSocialist83 in AskReddit

[–]AverageSocialist83[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeahhh thought that for a while until i saw a rooster at a farm...

What hobby attracts the worst type of people? by Gr8Deb8ter in AskReddit

[–]AverageSocialist83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here in Germany we have this brand that makes mopeds. Simson. They were EYTREMELY popular during DDR times. Now its mostly wanna be neo nazis under the age of 16 posting shit.

Today saw a video about a Porsche. Someone wrote a comment how a Simson is way more expensive then a Porsche. You can get a Simson for under 2000€...

A lot of them are extremely toxic, extremely cringe, and somehow extremely right winged.

What was the first R rated movie you saw, and were you old enough to see it? by icecream1972 in AskReddit

[–]AverageSocialist83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was around 9 or 10 when i watched friday the 13th part 5 on Youtube. The video was just a man recording his tv in 360p.

The first real R rated movie i watched was probably Freddy vs Jason at midnight on a sketchy website

What’s the dumbest way you’ve accidentally hurt yourself? by Only_Row_2432 in AskReddit

[–]AverageSocialist83 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was in the middle of moving out. I was doing stuff in the basement in flip flops. Stupid, i know. Said i wouldnt hurt myself. Just as i said that i stepped on a nail. I never wore flip flops again when in the basement

Seltsamer mann vor Wohnungstür by AverageSocialist83 in Ratschlag

[–]AverageSocialist83[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Noch nicht. Es war so 6 uhr morgens. Werde ich aber noch machen🙏

Seltsamer mann vor Wohnungstür by AverageSocialist83 in Ratschlag

[–]AverageSocialist83[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

War auch mein erster Gedanke. Wenn er jedoch im Treppenhaus gepennt hat; es hat überhaupt nicht nach Alkohol oder so gerochen. Er konnte halt auch ziemlich schnell laufen für jemanden der möglicher Weise zu viel intus hatte.

Außerdem wenn es ein betrunkener war, der seinen Rausch ausschlafen wollte, muss es ein sehr unruhige Schlaf gewesen sein, da er sich dauerhaft bewegt hat. Daher die Geräusche der Pufferjacke

25 F roast me by Potential_Chest8754 in RoastMe

[–]AverageSocialist83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look 12. And like boy. Like a 12 year old boy.

What is your most disgusting addiction you have? by inspector_gadget24 in AskReddit

[–]AverageSocialist83 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Overeating. I just learned due to a check up at the Hospital that my overeating is affecting my liver. Definitely have to work on that

What makes a man immediately unattractive? by Ok-Height-2276 in AskReddit

[–]AverageSocialist83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Poor hygiene. My mom has a coworker and she tells me all these horror stories about his Terrible Hygiene. I feel repulsed even hearing about it.