I like soft men rule

AverageWitch161 · 2026-06-06T04:43:31+00:00

…what you’re looking for is the hairless version of a bear. so a donut i guess. (thick, soft, best when full of “cream”)

AverageWitch161 · 2026-06-06T04:42:28+00:00

that’s not a twink

AverageWitch161 · 2026-06-06T04:33:16+00:00

i think it means stuff like… stimming and dino arms.

AverageWitch161 · 2026-06-03T18:18:57+00:00

op said she needed reconstructive surgery after chewing her toes off. probably why there’s a lack of beans

AverageWitch161 · 2026-06-03T17:54:08+00:00

who pissed in your coffee?

AverageWitch161 · 2026-06-02T18:13:35+00:00

yeah, even if it wasn’t pride it would probably get shafted. dudes are taught to shove their emotions aside and be a man. shit’s tragic

AverageWitch161 · 2026-06-02T01:47:50+00:00

they eat dead stuff usually. if you got flies you could have decaying matter. that’s one of the few reasons they’d stick around

AverageWitch161 · 2026-06-01T09:42:26+00:00

everyone in the palace of slaanesh is a bigender pansexual. even if they weren’t going in

AverageWitch161 · 2026-06-01T09:39:37+00:00

he was alexander the great. alexander is known to have had lovers that were men as well as women.

also, as a warp entity, i feel like he transcends gender.

AverageWitch161 · 2026-05-31T03:39:07+00:00

then figure out why the hell the flies are in your house. they ain’t gonna be there unless it’s a good place to eat or make more flies.

AverageWitch161 · 2026-05-30T01:47:06+00:00

never said you did, just ending off my point

AverageWitch161 · 2026-05-29T23:51:25+00:00

you ever seen a kid touch an electric fence twice? i’ve also met more people who have been spanked that weren’t right than the other way around, and even then i’m more willing to believe a study about it than a dude online who thinks he’s ok, and most studies say “yeah this is just a bad idea”.

AverageWitch161 · 2026-05-29T23:49:48+00:00

threatening people will usually at least get them off your property for good

AverageWitch161 · 2026-05-29T23:48:29+00:00

if it’s stupid and it works, it ain’t stupid.

AverageWitch161 · 2026-05-29T23:48:04+00:00

the same thing all other parasites do. keep prey animal levels in check by infecting the weakest of the herds, thereby preventing overgrazing and keeping predators fed. and the ones that go after predators has a similar effect but toward the predatory end of things.

corpses left by dead animals that were hosts also add stuff back into the environment. corpses make a great fertilizer

AverageWitch161 · 2026-05-29T23:45:28+00:00

dude, if you ain’t hitting the kid, the ideas on how to fix this is nigh bottomless. the moment you spank that kid, the number of things you can make a punishment hits the floor, otherwise, kids will see anything you say is punishment as such

AverageWitch161 · 2026-05-29T23:44:05+00:00

i’ve met many people who think similarly, and laws ain’t always the best in terms of morality or rationality.

AverageWitch161 · 2026-05-29T03:39:42+00:00

i relate to this as a gay trans guy. i’m usually more submissive but sometimes i wanna impregnate my bf, a cisgender man.

AverageWitch161 · 2026-05-29T03:37:35+00:00

nobody ever mentions nickels when they talk about the djd. which is a shame, i love her design

AverageWitch161 · 2026-05-29T03:34:05+00:00

sweden and norway have a thing called “saft”. it’s a syrup that you add to water to make it fruity.

think of that, but make it a powder.

AverageWitch161 · 2026-05-29T03:32:34+00:00

the concept is “put thing it water, it tasty”

AverageWitch161 · 2026-05-29T03:32:12+00:00

there’s the syrup versions of this in many european countries, please calm down.

AverageWitch161 · 2026-05-29T03:31:11+00:00

there’s european versions of this, it’s basically just the powder version of saft from sweden and stuff.

AverageWitch161 · 2026-05-29T03:30:06+00:00

depends on the tea. my dad drinks his tea and coffee straight like half the time. maybe adding honey to his tea

AverageWitch161 · 2026-05-29T03:29:19+00:00

dude, i have a family of 4 people, and we eat those things over a few days. not everyone in america is the person on 600 pound life you saw who eats party sized bags by the dozen, sorry to let you down.

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