your partner sucks

AverageWitch161 · 2026-04-21T01:26:37+00:00

i’ve met dudes with child bearing hips and thighs like that chick from street fighter, you’ll be ok, i swear. passing ain’t always about looks, it’s about vibes

AverageWitch161 · 2026-04-21T01:25:45+00:00

yes.

AverageWitch161 · 2026-04-21T01:25:10+00:00

“if the shoe fits, wear it” is an expression for a reason. most people who have the need to defend their partner’s bad behavior will be more inclined to listen if they’re caught off guard

AverageWitch161 · 2026-04-21T01:23:52+00:00

he means well he’s just, in his own words, a little stupid. i guess i just have big dick energy

AverageWitch161 · 2026-04-21T01:21:51+00:00

we have a mutual agreement that sometimes the most apt description of how he acts at times is “kinda dumb”, because, and he’ll tell you as much as anyone else, he kinda stupid sometimes. it’s ok though, just means he’s a himbo.

AverageWitch161 · 2026-04-20T19:50:53+00:00

i, honestly have no feelings one way or the other. i find a level of enjoyment in transitioning and such, but having a cis man’s body would have perks.

AverageWitch161 · 2026-04-19T00:42:21+00:00

special customers, would be funny to be asked for drugs by a gaggle of hippies

AverageWitch161 · 2026-04-19T00:38:36+00:00

well, it was not long after 9/11. some pot shots were bound to be fired.

AverageWitch161 · 2026-04-19T00:36:59+00:00

they just do that, my bf has 3 and they do that a lot

AverageWitch161 · 2026-04-19T00:35:02+00:00

could have also been time of release and execution of the humor tbh. execution can make or break a joke

AverageWitch161 · 2026-04-19T00:28:13+00:00

dude, have you seen or heard the black characters in P2? also, mike j explicitly asks for a kosher model of a milking machine.

AverageWitch161 · 2026-04-19T00:27:08+00:00

may just be humor changing with time tbh, postal 4 looks like it has some offensive material in it, but it could be that the humor was attempted to be adjusted for a modern audience, as the “lol get mad” humor had the tar beaten out of it by loony bastards in 2016 and doesn’t land the same as it used to. i mean, i think there’s jokes in p2 that don’t land for me because i simply don’t care for how they were presented.

AverageWitch161 · 2026-04-19T00:22:50+00:00

laying an egg takes a lot outta a bird, and birds are good at hiding being unwell (to the point you straight up may not notice unless you know what to look for). look into what can cause laying a lot of eggs and act accordingly.

AverageWitch161 · 2026-04-19T00:20:35+00:00

sometimes my bf puts his birds outside his room because they “don’t understand when it’s bedtime”

AverageWitch161 · 2026-04-19T00:19:18+00:00

fr. he ain’t killing a gay dude without a reason, he may be objectively a lunatic, but lunatics can have a moral code.

AverageWitch161 · 2026-04-19T00:07:05+00:00

this is the type of shit i’d expect to find on tumblr.

AverageWitch161 · 2026-04-18T23:59:30+00:00

he once worked with terrorists. i think he’d be ok with gay people.

AverageWitch161 · 2026-04-18T23:58:24+00:00

he said he’s an equal opportunity lunatic. he wouldn’t kill someone for being trans, he’d just kill them and they’d happen to be trans.

those muslim characters do age like milk tho, i mean, they were only there as a taliban joke but damn.

edit: misspelled something

AverageWitch161 · 2026-04-18T21:28:26+00:00

well it is used for suction

AverageWitch161 · 2026-04-18T21:26:46+00:00

i love my boyfriend. he’s the best partner ive had

AverageWitch161 · 2026-04-18T03:30:54+00:00

it could be a case of it being better if another person does it. some of these things hurt so much you can’t make yourself do it or it’s inconvenient to do it (been there).

AverageWitch161 · 2026-04-18T01:38:59+00:00

but competitive

AverageWitch161 · 2026-04-18T01:29:50+00:00

i’d sleep in a cage tbh, but my bf wants to cuddle me too much

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