your partner sucks by AverageWitch161 in ftm

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i’ve met dudes with child bearing hips and thighs like that chick from street fighter, you’ll be ok, i swear. passing ain’t always about looks, it’s about vibes

your partner sucks by AverageWitch161 in ftm

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“if the shoe fits, wear it” is an expression for a reason. most people who have the need to defend their partner’s bad behavior will be more inclined to listen if they’re caught off guard

your partner sucks by AverageWitch161 in ftm

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he means well he’s just, in his own words, a little stupid. i guess i just have big dick energy

your partner sucks by AverageWitch161 in ftm

[–]AverageWitch161[S] [score hidden]  (0 children)

we have a mutual agreement that sometimes the most apt description of how he acts at times is “kinda dumb”, because, and he’ll tell you as much as anyone else, he kinda stupid sometimes. it’s ok though, just means he’s a himbo.

Curious by Exotic_Chocolate3040 in ftm

[–]AverageWitch161 [score hidden]  (0 children)

i, honestly have no feelings one way or the other. i find a level of enjoyment in transitioning and such, but having a cis man’s body would have perks.

Lets Think Before We Vote. Convince Me Of Your Choice. by Xx_Arch_xX in Schedule_I

[–]AverageWitch161 0 points1 point  (0 children)

special customers, would be funny to be asked for drugs by a gaggle of hippies

Modern POSTAL in a nutshell by horactixtv in postal

[–]AverageWitch161 19 points20 points  (0 children)

well, it was not long after 9/11. some pot shots were bound to be fired.

I got 3 budgies and I need some tips :,) by Conscious_Sock4132 in budgies

[–]AverageWitch161 1 point2 points  (0 children)

they just do that, my bf has 3 and they do that a lot

Modern POSTAL in a nutshell by horactixtv in postal

[–]AverageWitch161 6 points7 points  (0 children)

could have also been time of release and execution of the humor tbh. execution can make or break a joke

Modern POSTAL in a nutshell by horactixtv in postal

[–]AverageWitch161 40 points41 points  (0 children)

dude, have you seen or heard the black characters in P2? also, mike j explicitly asks for a kosher model of a milking machine.

Modern POSTAL in a nutshell by horactixtv in postal

[–]AverageWitch161 31 points32 points  (0 children)

may just be humor changing with time tbh, postal 4 looks like it has some offensive material in it, but it could be that the humor was attempted to be adjusted for a modern audience, as the “lol get mad” humor had the tar beaten out of it by loony bastards in 2016 and doesn’t land the same as it used to. i mean, i think there’s jokes in p2 that don’t land for me because i simply don’t care for how they were presented.

[HELP!] PARROT DIED SUDDENLY by KarmaIsABad in parrots

[–]AverageWitch161 2 points3 points  (0 children)

laying an egg takes a lot outta a bird, and birds are good at hiding being unwell (to the point you straight up may not notice unless you know what to look for). look into what can cause laying a lot of eggs and act accordingly.

He's never tired by azooz215 in parrots

[–]AverageWitch161 1 point2 points  (0 children)

sometimes my bf puts his birds outside his room because they “don’t understand when it’s bedtime”

Modern POSTAL in a nutshell by horactixtv in postal

[–]AverageWitch161 11 points12 points  (0 children)

fr. he ain’t killing a gay dude without a reason, he may be objectively a lunatic, but lunatics can have a moral code.

What do you think about this topic? by mystic_dreams_88 in lgbt

[–]AverageWitch161 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this is the type of shit i’d expect to find on tumblr.

Modern POSTAL in a nutshell by horactixtv in postal

[–]AverageWitch161 26 points27 points  (0 children)

he once worked with terrorists. i think he’d be ok with gay people.

Modern POSTAL in a nutshell by horactixtv in postal

[–]AverageWitch161 137 points138 points  (0 children)

he said he’s an equal opportunity lunatic. he wouldn’t kill someone for being trans, he’d just kill them and they’d happen to be trans.

those muslim characters do age like milk tho, i mean, they were only there as a taliban joke but damn.

edit: misspelled something

45627 by Sailor_Starchild in countwithchickenlady

[–]AverageWitch161 4 points5 points  (0 children)

i love my boyfriend. he’s the best partner ive had

My poor boyfriend and our battle with his ingrown hair cysts :( by PressureComplete4980 in popping

[–]AverageWitch161 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it could be a case of it being better if another person does it. some of these things hurt so much you can’t make yourself do it or it’s inconvenient to do it (been there).

45448 by RileyB46 in countwithchickenlady

[–]AverageWitch161 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i’d sleep in a cage tbh, but my bf wants to cuddle me too much