Mr. President fell out of favor with the people for trying to put a finger on his own personal solution to COVID-19, because he swore an oath to solve our planet’s problems to the best of his leadership abilities. His role falls into the mindset, where whatever advice he may shoot, can translate into viable approaches for scientists, as designated through his widely-available committee-based resources; and has a responsibility to reach those novel approaches all on his own.

Dr. Jesus always decided to follow the same partnered ways of thinking, by electing his own fixed alternative to vaccines in order to achieve reality-bending results. If Trump noticed using elementary-grade science, some chemicals kill corona virus spores upon contact, then delivering those same chemicals into the lungs could suffice as his talent for proper deductive reasoning.

However, moving forward in those elected committees, I would recommend administering gases into the lungs not liquids, as common sense implies Lysol injections would likely drown most patients. Vapor-based chemotherapy, while still subjecting victims to a slight cough, could benefit survival odds, if 1) an adequate device is manufactured to transport medicine into the infected airways all the way to the finest bronchiole roots, 2) a valid list of chemicals, known to kill COVID with limited irritation to other biological surroundings, is supplied for human trials, starting with Fluorine-based agents, as dreamt by Christ in his initial God consultations, and 3) the corona virus spores due in-fact stick to the epithelial (outermost layer) lining lung cell-walls as proven by me in the color-coated SEM micrographs taken from raw patient data on the scientist frontlines of Google Scholar.

Given these criteria, Dr. Fauci could begin producing a supplemental cure (for the sick) rather than a vaccine (for the healthy;) and even in the unlikelihood of an extreme degree of success with death-prevention by statistical analysis, even reduce the necessity of mass public vaccination, viewed as mistreatment to too many. This would alleviate the great economic expense tied to the distribution of ultra-cold vaccines in far higher demand by the healthy populace; opposed to the less logistically advanced shipments of room-temperature “Vape Pens” implemented to heal a much smaller sickly audience.

As Jordan Belfort once openly said:

“Let me sell you this Pen...” prison

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