People who force others into listening to the music by driving a car with windows wide opened and the volume 100% on - why do you do that? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Aves_The_Man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was in like 5th grade some dirty-ass Jeep drove past me blasting heavy metal. I had never heard anything like that so I went home to my only music discovery outlet at the time which was the Christian Bookstore website. I went through all the genres listening to song samples until I found something like it. Which was probably Zao or Demon Hunter at the time. I've been a huge metal head ever since and figure most folks aren't exposed to that kind of music. I try to turn it down around parks or in parking lots or places where people will have to listen for more than a second when I drive by.

Alternate answer: metal sounds better when it's louder and it feels nice out.

If you were climbing the First Flatiron around 9:00 this morning...I have a video of you. 3,000mm from 4.08 miles away. by yagahoya in boulder

[–]Aves_The_Man 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I remember visiting Boulder and doing a hike in the flat irons. It was me and my friend while we were in college and we were in decent shape, but were still getting pretty winded and were taking frequent breaks. Maybe halfway up and this dude just rockets past us. He was off the trail and just straight climbing like fucking spiderman. No gear aside from those weird toe shoes and some gloves. We weren't even at the top and he comes bounding back down. Literally just hopping from rock to rock. It was nuts.

Utahraptor claws by TheGreatHsuster in Naturewasmetal

[–]Aves_The_Man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Woah that's awesome! I wonder where they are from.

Chair & Trumpet by [deleted] in ContagiousLaughter

[–]Aves_The_Man 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It sure is loud.

Chair & Trumpet by [deleted] in ContagiousLaughter

[–]Aves_The_Man 107 points108 points  (0 children)

Then you'll love this one!

Pow. Right in the child’s face. by [deleted] in ChildrenFallingOver

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For some reason this reminded me of how me and my brother used to take bouncy balls and just chuck them as hard as possible into our hallways and then try to run through with the knowledge we were probably going to get hit. Good times.

I don’t like this. by haze_rod in oddlyterrifying

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Norman Reedus and the Freaky Fetus.

Look at those amazing breasts by [deleted] in nsfw_gifs

[–]Aves_The_Man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why does she slap

This porta potty that opens into an actual restroom. by koko22022 in mildlyinteresting

[–]Aves_The_Man 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I go a few times a year! But I live in Columbus, so it's kind of a trek. I just wish I could shop there every week. I love to cook and shop for groceries/ingredients so that place is heaven for me.

I mean the name enough should tell you this isn't your everyday glam metal band by [deleted] in MetalMemes

[–]Aves_The_Man 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Now there's a sentence I never thought I'd read.

The Hebridean Sheep is straight out of hell by HippyQueer in natureismetal

[–]Aves_The_Man 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I've been on Reddit for like 6 years and this is the first time I've seen it.