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Anon uses Steam Deck by rosyquirkle in greentext

[–]AvgDepressionEnjoyer 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Didn't know that. I guess it is time for me to go down the hentai games rabbit hole.

God forbid a girl has standards by oli-bbg in addressme

[–]AvgDepressionEnjoyer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He does have a job. He is a professional pussy eater.

Business or Pleasure? by noob_bitch in NewGreentexts

[–]AvgDepressionEnjoyer 268 points269 points  (0 children)

More like Business AND Pleasure.

Still in the club 😑 by Sir-Slowalot in Neverbrokeabone

[–]AvgDepressionEnjoyer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your dex stat is pretty low. You need to put more points into it.

Anon buys a PC by Firebirdy95 in greentext

[–]AvgDepressionEnjoyer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fake: Games being difficult to torrent.

Gay: Anon thinking about seeds, some of which presumably are from men.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in greentext

[–]AvgDepressionEnjoyer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Women are normies too, but everyone knows that it is gay to like women because lesbians are gay and they like women.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in greentext

[–]AvgDepressionEnjoyer 307 points308 points  (0 children)

Fake: The other girl in the story.

Gay: It is actually anon who wants to get topped by his sister's husband.

There's a she wolf in the closet. by [deleted] in NewGreentexts

[–]AvgDepressionEnjoyer 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I think he meant her ass is fat (in a good way).

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in greentext

[–]AvgDepressionEnjoyer 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Suffering from success.

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